The Art of Ducking

**-Kev-** · 03-29-2016, 02:09 AM

13.

**b00g13man** · 03-29-2016, 03:15 AM

Originally posted by -Kev-

13.

C'mon man. I'm at work for crying out loud.

**Szef** · 03-29-2016, 04:17 AM

A book about this topic has already been written, OP.

**LacedUp** · 03-29-2016, 04:27 AM

14. fight canelo

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**Zaroku** · 03-29-2016, 06:42 AM

Originally posted by meme_man

9. Say you afraid of needles but your body are covered in tats. Say blood being drawn weakened you.

TATman!!! Exactly!! And all his t@rds!

**Sweet Jones** · 03-29-2016, 08:21 AM

My personal favorite, (somewhat along the lines of #3): The 'Talk-To-My-Promoter, I-Have-No-Say-In-My-Own-Career' method.

**Blue Heffner** · 03-29-2016, 08:29 AM

Great thread! Funny, but true.

**MASTERBX** · 03-29-2016, 08:38 AM

Sign an exclusive HBO contract.

**MASTERBX** · 03-29-2016, 08:39 AM

Have your network pay your competition not to fight you! Big bum show doe!

**bigjavi973** · 03-29-2016, 09:04 AM

Originally posted by fanofslug

12. Get into a car accident

It really wasn't his fault!

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