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When King Khan Destroys Canelo . . .
. . . he will try to defend his title against GGG at a 147lb catchweight because "he da A side". GGG, being the coward that he is, will refuse the fight. With no other choice the brave King Khan will challenge superstar Ronda Rousey in an MMA style bout at a 135lb catchweight for the lineal middleweight title. In round 2 of this epic PPV clash of titans Rousey will catch Khan in the jaw and knock him out cold. Khan will be carted to the nearest hospital in a coma from which he will never awaken.
The new Middleweight Champion of the World Ronda Rousey will be called out on twitter by an evil misogynist 14 year old boy. In a highly anticipated and reasonable priced prize fight entitled "No More Mrs. Nice Girl" Rousey will attempt to defend her Middleweight Crown. Unfortunately because she is a woman she will be knocked out cold in one by the teenage boy. The boy, untrained and uninterested in boxing, will sell the title to Bob Arum for $500 and a new play station vita.
Bob Arum, respected elder statesman of the boxing world, will give his newly purchased Lineal Middleweight Title to his youngest granddaughter for her 8th birthday. She wanted a pony but instead all she'll get is this ****ty worthless title. Anyways, Bob Arum will offer GGG a chance to claim the belt in an 8 round game of hopscotch against his granddaughter at a 45lb catchweight. Being the de****able coward that he is, GGG will refuse these terms despite being the B side.
The future of boxing looks bright.
The new Middleweight Champion of the World Ronda Rousey will be called out on twitter by an evil misogynist 14 year old boy. In a highly anticipated and reasonable priced prize fight entitled "No More Mrs. Nice Girl" Rousey will attempt to defend her Middleweight Crown. Unfortunately because she is a woman she will be knocked out cold in one by the teenage boy. The boy, untrained and uninterested in boxing, will sell the title to Bob Arum for $500 and a new play station vita.
Bob Arum, respected elder statesman of the boxing world, will give his newly purchased Lineal Middleweight Title to his youngest granddaughter for her 8th birthday. She wanted a pony but instead all she'll get is this ****ty worthless title. Anyways, Bob Arum will offer GGG a chance to claim the belt in an 8 round game of hopscotch against his granddaughter at a 45lb catchweight. Being the de****able coward that he is, GGG will refuse these terms despite being the B side.
The future of boxing looks bright.
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