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  • Kid Achilles
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    #21
    In the old days it was even worse though, there were guys like Art Jimmerson, a cruiserweight boxer who knew nothing about submissions and was tapped out in the first round before he could land a significant blow. Do you remember Tank Abbot? That guy would be hard picked to find guys he would be competitive against today (if we could have a hypothetical prime Abbot vs. these guys). There were only a handful of guys who could fight on the ground as well as today's guys.

    I agree that Royce, Severn, and Shamrock would be threats to todays UFC guys but they were the minority in those tournaments. A lot of those guys were sumo wrestlers and traditional martial artists who wouldn't last a round with today's guys.

    Still the early UFC's were a lot of fun, especially the second one. I just disagree about the skill level of the fighters. I think there was a handful of guys who were very good but the rest were cannon fodder who offered little more than size, strength, and in some cases, striking power.

    I do not see 90% of the early UFC guys hanging with a Tito Ortiz or Lidell. Let's not even get into the Pride guys like Fedor who I think could have crushed even Royce Gracie.

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    • yrrej
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      #22
      It won't be funny if Bas Rutten ever gets a hold of you....

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      • Run
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        #23
        I thought this was so damn funny....the Playa posted this in a thread in the lounge.

        Bas Rutten appeared again on "The Best Damsn Sports Show Period" again and talks about the encounter that he had with the Chicago Bears line backer, Brian Urlacher. Here is the story straight from Bas.
        I felt, no I knew when I said it at that moment that something about it something would happen with this story.

        But I also thought that already everybody knew it from back than when it happened, I mean, I told this story already like a hundred times over the time to people, why do you think it came out so easy when I said it on the show?! I guess only the MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) community knew it, and for me that is my little world were I live in.

        This is what happened; I write this because than I do NOT have to answer anything anymore, you can take it straight from this, please, I am busy enough already, and please read the last part too.

        We were at a charity event in FL. There were NFL players, NHL, Pro wrestlers, golfers, etc. and I was there too.

        At the after party the band saw me and shouted that they wanted me on stage. I started singing with the band and than the drummer asked me if it was true that I play the drums, and if yes, if I wanted to play. I said yes and sat in with the band and played a song with them.

        Jumping of the stage, having fun and walking around like a crazy man as always, and while I am walking backwards I stepped on his toes. Like I said on TBDSP, I right away took my weight off, so there was only like two pounds of pressure or something.

        He started to be “not so nice” right away, really, the reaction didn't justify of what happened. (It could have just been a bad night for him)

        After three times being not nice, and I tried to give him even a beer, I told him that normally I would have taken action right away because “Three strikes is out” and of course I said that in not a nice way, but I decided to walk away from this situation.

        Maybe he was drunk or something because when I walked away he shouted "Do you want to take it outside?" (His exact words)

        I turned around and my friends started already to laugh, I told him "yes".

        Than the bouncers came out of nothing and surrounded Brian, after a talk with him he came to me and shook my hand and said sorry.

        Where I didn't have a time for to tell at FOX, that it was a PARTY, everybody was drinking, and he probably drank something too and than people do different things.

        I mean, look at me; I did some crazy **** in my life too and am the craziest person ever when I drink. So I probably ran around like a mad man because I always want everybody to have fun and I am pretty wild, I will never pick a fight though, but maybe I did something to set him off, so please give him a break.

        Also, in the days after he was a really nice guy, one time I met him in an elevator with his friends and I talked to him and told him the beach was great and he had to check it out, and the other time he came to me and asked me "what’s up brother?" so he really isn’t a bad guy, just caught him in at a wrong time at the wrong place I guess, and than things like this can happen.

        If I would have known that it would make this much news, I wouldn’t have said it, like I said before, I thought everybody already knew this story, apparently this is NOT the case.

        Best wishes,
        Bas




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        • Biolink
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          #24
          That armbreak maneveur with the knee was the most useful bit of info I saw.

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          • AREALFIGHTER
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            #25
            Originally posted by Kid Achilles
            In the old days it was even worse though, there were guys like Art Jimmerson, a cruiserweight boxer who knew nothing about submissions and was tapped out in the first round before he could land a significant blow. Do you remember Tank Abbot? That guy would be hard picked to find guys he would be competitive against today (if we could have a hypothetical prime Abbot vs. these guys). There were only a handful of guys who could fight on the ground as well as today's guys.

            I agree that Royce, Severn, and Shamrock would be threats to todays UFC guys but they were the minority in those tournaments. A lot of those guys were sumo wrestlers and traditional martial artists who wouldn't last a round with today's guys.

            Still the early UFC's were a lot of fun, especially the second one. I just disagree about the skill level of the fighters. I think there was a handful of guys who were very good but the rest were cannon fodder who offered little more than size, strength, and in some cases, striking power.

            I do not see 90% of the early UFC guys hanging with a Tito Ortiz or Lidell. Let's not even get into the Pride guys like Fedor who I think could have crushed even Royce Gracie.
            taktarov was good to

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            • armani_model
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              #26
              Originally posted by joeboxer
              Bas Ruttan keeps you safe in the bar with this extremley long and hilarious clip.






              Please post your self defence videos in this thread if you have them.
              OMG thats the funnnnnniest **** ever!!!

              BONG!!! BONG!!!!....****!!!!

              HAHAHAHAHA good K for you my friend!!!

              The guy acts like kno1 is ever gona fight back!!!

              hahahahahahah Hilarious!!!

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              • Run
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                #27
                Originally posted by armani_model
                The guy acts like kno1 is ever gona fight back!!!
                Yeah, that's because you would fight back. You can take Bas right?



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                • armani_model
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                  #28
                  Originally posted by RunWithKnives
                  Yeah, that's because you would fight back. You can take Bas right?
                  Yeh i could

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