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I am Irish and was born only an hour away from where Carl Frampton was born but I just can't seen to get on the Frampton war wagon. Partly because he has signed with PBC and his best wins over Martinez was shown to be mediocre by Scott Quigg, and partly because he has his own name tattooed on the back of his neck.
I imagine him waking up in the morning in a cold sweat screaming "FRAMPTOON!!! FRAMPTOOON!!!!" while feverishly fumbling for his phone to take a photo of the back of his neck, then a huge sense of relief washing over him as he sees the photo and remembering that he is indeed called Carl.
I imagine him losing his wife and getting lost in a shopping centre being led by the hand by a security guard to the kids lost and found area.
Security Guard: "What's your name son?"
Carl Frampton: "I have no ****in idea lad, but I am 90% sure I have it tattooed on the back of my neck"
Security Guard over the intercom: "We have a lost young man named Carl here, would the owner of a young irish cherrypicker named Carl please report to lost and found".
FRAMPTOOOON!
I imagine him waking up in the morning in a cold sweat screaming "FRAMPTOON!!! FRAMPTOOON!!!!" while feverishly fumbling for his phone to take a photo of the back of his neck, then a huge sense of relief washing over him as he sees the photo and remembering that he is indeed called Carl.
I imagine him losing his wife and getting lost in a shopping centre being led by the hand by a security guard to the kids lost and found area.
Security Guard: "What's your name son?"
Carl Frampton: "I have no ****in idea lad, but I am 90% sure I have it tattooed on the back of my neck"
Security Guard over the intercom: "We have a lost young man named Carl here, would the owner of a young irish cherrypicker named Carl please report to lost and found".
FRAMPTOOOON!
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