Pacquiao claims saltwater healed his shoulder
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My son fell & dinged up his knee earlier today playing ball. After hearing this news I got some saltwater, removed his band aid & poured it on his injury. He immediately smiled, grabbed his basketball & from the foul line jumped Jordan style & dunked the ball. He's 3'5. It was a regulation hoop.
Also I'm now selling Saltwater Herpes Cure on Amazon & I know like 1/4 of the population & probably 1/3 of ya'll dirty mfers got it so giving anyone who buys today a 20% discount.The Pacquiao Brigade is broken up into departments just like every big company.
Human Resources - These guys are in charge of new recruits and hires. They handle any internal and external complaints.
Accounting - This department is pretty obvious. They are in charge of knowing Manny's purses, covering up any tax issues, and keeping track of his finances.
Law Firm - They spend most of their time typing about other boxers' legal issues.
Public Relations - The PR department have to post videos and news of Pacquiao giving to the poor, any new endorsement deals he signed, any TV show he will appear on, any basketball game he was in, events, as well as hiding Manny's secrets like womanizing, his past ******** problems, smoking tobacco and other things that would affect his image etc. Public Relations department is the biggest dept of all, broken up into other subsections.
Clinic/Pharmacy - Here you will find Pac Brigade's top pharmacists, surgeons and physicians. From PED use to surgeries, they have it covered.
Department of Physiology and Kinesiology - This department has been opened 24/7, with long shifts and sleepless nights since Pacquiao's alleged torn rotator cuff.
Orientation classes include, but are not limited to:
African American Studies - Knowing about Blacks hardships in America to use against Black fighters' fanbases in times of war.
Federal Taxation - Learning the basics of taxes (New class as of 2014 when Pac Brigade needed to develop a defense against Pac's IRS issues).
Kinesiology I, II, and III with Lab twice a week - This class was developed in 2015 after the Mayweather vs Pacquiao fight. This class helps the employee understand muscles, why they tear, muscle development, injuries and recovery.
And many more classes.Comment
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Ah yes the bs injury. If any other fighter had done this **** he would be a laughing stock and a joke in the sport. But it's the almighty Pac so he gets a pass from everyone of course. He's the real fraud. Go retire Pac and take your lying coach and promoter with you.Comment
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Word...
I don't know if Pac was ever injured or not, leaning towards not,.but crabs making a mockery of Jesus makes my knuckles itch before I remember I am saved.
Which brings me to Pac.... if he fabricated all of this, he's no different from prosperity doctrine preachers that have infused all of the faith based networks. Self serving parasites.Comment
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My God, this guy Is tarnishing his legacy even more. I thought It would have been Impossible to do any further damage after the Mayweather fight but he continues to find new ways. He doesn't know what shut up means. He has Kahn's disease.
As exciting of a fighter as he once was, I never thought I would say this but It Is time for Pacquiao to go away. As for Floyd, It has been time for quite a while.Comment
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