You don't get it, "bro". I don't go around here claiming I'm a super athlete. I am a natural at a lot of sports but I don't live that clean in all honesty. I eat healthy and I just did a long stint off the booze and narcotics..... although I fell off the wagon the past couple of weeks.
Still, I'd comfortably beat you in a foot race of any length or any kind of endurance event because you'd be out of breath in 30 seconds. I'd do it with a hangover.
You have bigger arms than me, I'll give you that. I don't lift weights. But you need to even that **** out, man. Do some cardio and lose the beer belly and double chin.
And do something about your face to make it less punchable - maybe a new hairstyle. It's 2015 - who the *** still slicks their barnet back all the way with Brylcreem?
Still, I'd comfortably beat you in a foot race of any length or any kind of endurance event because you'd be out of breath in 30 seconds. I'd do it with a hangover.
You have bigger arms than me, I'll give you that. I don't lift weights. But you need to even that **** out, man. Do some cardio and lose the beer belly and double chin.
And do something about your face to make it less punchable - maybe a new hairstyle. It's 2015 - who the *** still slicks their barnet back all the way with Brylcreem?

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