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I'm a basketball fan as well as a boxing fan so here's what boxing would look like if basketball were run like boxing
At center standing 6'6 wladddddd clinchko!
At power forward standing 6'5 henry akwindade!
at small forward standing 6'1 andre "son of clinch" ward!
at shooting guard standing 5'11 richard abril!
at point guard standing 5'8 floyd money mayweather!
on the bench its bernard hopkins, carlos molina, and the head coach mr. john ruiz!
they will be playing against povetkin, jennings, kessler, ggg, and pac.
Marv Albert: "The opening tip is won by povetkin, he passes to jennings who goes up for the shot...and akwindade wraps both his arms around him and denies him the shot! Team Boxing looks at kenny bayless for a foul but kenny just keeps repeating "what I say you must obey!"
Reggie Miller: Team Clinch comes down and scores an easy 2 points. Here comes Team Boxing, kessler drives into the lane and ward levels him with a headbutt. "That's real slick stuff marv! they are playing suffocating defense today!"
Marv Albert: Team Clinch comes down court and scores another 2 points. Team Boxing comes back and gives it down low to povetkin, he goes up for the shot and wlad holds him down! he goes up for the shot again and wlad holds him down again'! he goes up a third time and wlad holds him down! and finally the shot clock expires and Team Clinch gets the ball back.
Reggie Miller: What's this Team Clinch has called a timeout and floyd mayweather apparently finds a problem with pac's shoes. he says "dem shoes got no padding!" and pac has been thrown out of the game! don't you just hate cheaters marv? what a disgrace!
Marv Albert: And we are back and they give it to povetkin again and he goes up for the shot and not really he's held again!
Reggie Miller: "they just can't get a shot off marv! what great defense!"
Marv Albert "you know Reggie I think what Team Clinch is doing is illegal and the ref isn't calling any fouls.
Reggie miller "No Marv, you don't know sh-it about basketball!"
Marv Albert "I guess you are right, thank god this game is on ppv...are you enjoying it folks?"
Reggie Miller: Yes they are enjoying it Marv, they appreciate the sweet science unlike you who just want to see people score every possession. It's called shoot and don't get shot. Learn something!
Marv Albert: Well the game's over and compubox has credited Team Clinch with 400 points. Team Clinch are now the super interim nba champs, they have 5 years to fight their mandatory the regular nba champs. see you next time!
At center standing 6'6 wladddddd clinchko!
At power forward standing 6'5 henry akwindade!
at small forward standing 6'1 andre "son of clinch" ward!
at shooting guard standing 5'11 richard abril!
at point guard standing 5'8 floyd money mayweather!
on the bench its bernard hopkins, carlos molina, and the head coach mr. john ruiz!
they will be playing against povetkin, jennings, kessler, ggg, and pac.
Marv Albert: "The opening tip is won by povetkin, he passes to jennings who goes up for the shot...and akwindade wraps both his arms around him and denies him the shot! Team Boxing looks at kenny bayless for a foul but kenny just keeps repeating "what I say you must obey!"
Reggie Miller: Team Clinch comes down and scores an easy 2 points. Here comes Team Boxing, kessler drives into the lane and ward levels him with a headbutt. "That's real slick stuff marv! they are playing suffocating defense today!"
Marv Albert: Team Clinch comes down court and scores another 2 points. Team Boxing comes back and gives it down low to povetkin, he goes up for the shot and wlad holds him down! he goes up for the shot again and wlad holds him down again'! he goes up a third time and wlad holds him down! and finally the shot clock expires and Team Clinch gets the ball back.
Reggie Miller: What's this Team Clinch has called a timeout and floyd mayweather apparently finds a problem with pac's shoes. he says "dem shoes got no padding!" and pac has been thrown out of the game! don't you just hate cheaters marv? what a disgrace!
Marv Albert: And we are back and they give it to povetkin again and he goes up for the shot and not really he's held again!
Reggie Miller: "they just can't get a shot off marv! what great defense!"
Marv Albert "you know Reggie I think what Team Clinch is doing is illegal and the ref isn't calling any fouls.
Reggie miller "No Marv, you don't know sh-it about basketball!"
Marv Albert "I guess you are right, thank god this game is on ppv...are you enjoying it folks?"
Reggie Miller: Yes they are enjoying it Marv, they appreciate the sweet science unlike you who just want to see people score every possession. It's called shoot and don't get shot. Learn something!
Marv Albert: Well the game's over and compubox has credited Team Clinch with 400 points. Team Clinch are now the super interim nba champs, they have 5 years to fight their mandatory the regular nba champs. see you next time!
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