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I see so many of you being critical of Alvarez's stamina issue, some even going so far as to suggest he hire a strength and conditioning coach in an attempt to rectify the problem.
What you guys are failing to understand is that Canelo's issue with energy expenditure has nothing to do with his physical conditioning and everything to do with his medical condition.
You see, it's a well documented fact that Canelo suffers from a medical condition called "lymphedema of penis" (commonly known as penile elephantiasis) - A condition which causes the abnormal accumulation of lymphatic fluid in the subcutaneous tissue of penis.
PROOF
Look at that bulge! He's obviously stricken with this terrible disease, as there's no other explanation for a cock that colossal! This poor man is obviously suffering in silence about his condition and we, as a community, owe it to him to rally around him in support and lend our voices to his struggle! We should seek to embrace him, not criticize him!
Imagine you're Canelo...
Imagine what it would feel like having to carry around 20lbs of extra weight in your pelvic region every day of your life...
Imagine the toll the simple act of urinating or walking would take on your energy reserves just lugging around that veiny Frankendick...
Then imagine you're a superstar athlete who engages in grueling fist fights and wars of attrition for a living...
Worst of all, imagine the fear he lives with on a daily basis just knowing that this mammoth monument of manhood that you're struggling to keep secret is growing bigger and bigger by the day! Sapping essential nutrients from your every meal to fuel its rapid expansion outward...spending fortunes on tailors to custom fit slimming pants for you to hide away your meaty secret...Then being criticized on the internet for being out of breath from a disease you can't even control anymore!
Canelo should be applauded here, not ridiculed.
What you guys are failing to understand is that Canelo's issue with energy expenditure has nothing to do with his physical conditioning and everything to do with his medical condition.
You see, it's a well documented fact that Canelo suffers from a medical condition called "lymphedema of penis" (commonly known as penile elephantiasis) - A condition which causes the abnormal accumulation of lymphatic fluid in the subcutaneous tissue of penis.
PROOF
Look at that bulge! He's obviously stricken with this terrible disease, as there's no other explanation for a cock that colossal! This poor man is obviously suffering in silence about his condition and we, as a community, owe it to him to rally around him in support and lend our voices to his struggle! We should seek to embrace him, not criticize him!
Imagine you're Canelo...
Imagine what it would feel like having to carry around 20lbs of extra weight in your pelvic region every day of your life...
Imagine the toll the simple act of urinating or walking would take on your energy reserves just lugging around that veiny Frankendick...
Then imagine you're a superstar athlete who engages in grueling fist fights and wars of attrition for a living...
Worst of all, imagine the fear he lives with on a daily basis just knowing that this mammoth monument of manhood that you're struggling to keep secret is growing bigger and bigger by the day! Sapping essential nutrients from your every meal to fuel its rapid expansion outward...spending fortunes on tailors to custom fit slimming pants for you to hide away your meaty secret...Then being criticized on the internet for being out of breath from a disease you can't even control anymore!
Canelo should be applauded here, not ridiculed.
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