I'd come out blasting back in black by ACDC. I'd have a whole cut in my trunks for my co*k to hang out and when I first walked out I'd spin my co*k like the wheel of fourtune and let it helicopter all the way on my way to the ring. After I got my meat spinning I'd pull out 2 machine guns equipped with flare launchers and blast those babies off all while screaming "FOR FREEDOM"
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