Buffer v Lennon Jr in a boxing fight

[nivek535]

lennon puts on a great show, but buffer wins by unanimous rumbling over 12 rds.

[londoner]

Double knockout, and purses withheld. They'd both take the full count at the very thought of getting hit.

[Jsmooth9876]

Buffers face catches shots all night like the catchers mitt it is, but the noodle arms of Lennon Jr. can do no damage.
Buffers cacktail of TRT and Viagra put Lennon down early and often cruising to a UD on the cards..

[Jsmooth9876]

But both fail the post fight drug test. Positive for *******,uppers,downers, weed, speed, steroids,Botox, and of course Excess levels of Sildenafil...

[londoner]

Buffer is a one dimensional brawler, all he has is his flawless looks

Buffer's facial skin has been tightened so much the surplus is tied in a knot at the back. Cut the knot loose and his head would catapult itself right out of the arena.

[babynuts]

There's no denying Buffer is past prime though. I'd say JLJ is a lot closer to his peak.