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The mail man in charge of delivering the contract back to the hands of Floyd Mayweather Jr. was found dead and the contract has mysteriously vanished from his possession. First responders at the scene of the crime discovered a trail of what appears to be $100 bills leading to an alley, where the trail goes cold.
A witness who just happened to be walking his dog when the crime unfolded told authorities that he saw a short, shiny bald headed, insecure African American male dressed in gucci exiting the back entrance of the post office and driving off in a Bugatti. A forensic sketch artist has composed a facial illustration of the suspect for public viewing.
If you recognize this man please contact your local authorities immediately.
The mail man in charge of delivering the contract back to the hands of Floyd Mayweather Jr. was found dead and the contract has mysteriously vanished from his possession. First responders at the scene of the crime discovered a trail of what appears to be $100 bills leading to an alley, where the trail goes cold.
A witness who just happened to be walking his dog when the crime unfolded told authorities that he saw a short, shiny bald headed, insecure African American male dressed in gucci exiting the back entrance of the post office and driving off in a Bugatti. A forensic sketch artist has composed a facial illustration of the suspect for public viewing.
If you recognize this man please contact your local authorities immediately.
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