why do boxers get married?

[caleman]

brb women fking with your mind
brb losing money
brb forced to take big fights where they end up hurt just so they can make some cash

[Dean_Razorback]

better question, why do people get married?

[HanzGruber]

They're boxers. Most of them aren't smart

[Augustane]

Why have sex?
Why reproduce?
Why do anything?
Why get punched in the face?

[Wuckoo]

Not all marriages are like that. If a guy isn't smart enough to see a gold digger a mile away he brings it on himself tbh. A lot of boxers tend to lose their money through their own partying and paying for friends. Duran and maybe Tyson are the only ones who really had their wives fritter away money.

[Vadrigar.]

Why post on boxingscene.com?

Why be a fanboy?

[_original_]

Because they don't want to resort to typical lonely nights of vigorous ************ sessions like Mr. Caleman.

[niceyboo3]

Because they don't want to resort to typical lonely nights of vigorous ************ sessions like Mr. Caleman.

Wow marriage to solo ************. There is no in between with this guy.

[Young Money]

Have you ever experienced the feeling of the woman you love sucking on your balls?

I'm not talking about some random bird but the woman you want to wake up to every morning.

It's a beautiful thing.

[_original_]

Wow marriage to solo ************. There is no in between with this guy.

On second thought, after a few years of marriage, your life does turn into one big solo ************ session...with hours of nagging to boot, of course.