Best "doe" excuses from fans

[bojangles1987]

Foot stomp, trusting official judges, and "watch in HD slow motion on a 100 inch TV to see all the punches Pacquiao landed" after Marquez 3 was my absolute favorite. Seriously, the best excuses came from that fight, and most don't seem to remember them. The "trusting official judges" was especially funny considering what happened to Pacquiao in his very next fight.

Cry-Donna fans need their own separate thread for this one.

You should change your sig so "robbery doe" is on Kotelnik.

[SeekDaGreat]

Recently we've heard some real crackers when it comes to "doe" excuses from fans.

"His eye doe"

"He ran doe"

There was one user with a sig describing maidana excuses "he didn't diet doe" "I didn't see that fight doe"

What doe excuses have you heard that made you laugh? Or even some new ones you can think of? Please don't start arguing about excuses, it's all for fun DOE

"He was weight drained." Standard, go to, classic excuse when all else fails.