Does God Speak to You about Boxing?

[Jimmy The Geek]

Sometimes, God speaks to me about Boxing. God is a Boxing fan, ya' know. Jesus is not so much a Boxing Fan....he like soccer. the Holy Ghost doesn't like anythng much at all except old "Star Trek" reruns.

Anyways, I was talking to God yesterday down at the local Starbucks, and he says that we can expect a big fight coming up next spring, but he wouldn't tell me who was fighting. God can be ****ty in that way some times. Also, God says Mayeather is a *****, and he's going to die from AIDS.

God also likes Oscar De La Hoya. God says Oscar's antics makes him laugh. As a result, God says Oscar will have a nice, long life and die and old man - while screwing a supermodel.

God says Adrien Broner is doomed....and then he cackled and rubbed his hands together. I think God has a hard-on for Adrian Broner.

Well...so what does God tell you?

[MrTambourineMan]

Yes, and you know what? I'm glad. All that 'Rid the streets of **********s' talk was growing a bit stale.

[SeekDaGreat]

Lol. How about the Pacquiao-Rios 2?

[Jimmy The Geek]

Lol. How about the Pacquiao-Rios 2?

I don't know. God didn't say. I'll try to ask next time, but i can promise nothing. Ya' see...God like to talk and talk and talk, and he doesn't like to be interupted when he's on a roll! I guess that's how it is if your the King of the Universe.

Also, when we meet at Starbucks, God makes me pay for the coffee. What...it's not like God could not create an endless supply of coffee by just wishing it? No...I think he does that just to piss me off and show me that he is is boss.

[Bigg Rigg]

Yeah, he did once. He told me that Floyd is shook of Pacquiao and to not fall for his bs when it comes to that fight.

[Slyboots]

Is God disguised as a mild mannered adviser named Al Haymon? If so that would explain a lot of things.

[WesleySnipes]

God tells me a lot of things but most of the time i cant unterstand sh/t cause they never translate the Rigondeaux interviews on Youtube