Who else dislikes Max Kellerman ?

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  • Dr Rumack
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    #21
    He keeps trying to tell you how 'special' and 'sensational' everything you're watching is. But unfortunately he's not quite eloquent enough to do it without sounding like he's trying to sell you shit out of the back of his car.

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    • Beercules
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      #22
      Robust is going to curb stomp you all.

      War Max

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      • -MAKAVELLI-
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        #23
        **** kellerman

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        • FrenchDeLaHoya
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          #24
          robust where you at bro?!

          nd just so yall know, robust_ is deadass the real max kellerman

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          • Jack Napier
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            #25
            Max is ok
            we need Sheridan, Merchant, and Czyz together
            Foreman can cameo for Merchant on some nights

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            • bojangles1987
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              #26
              Originally posted by Dr Rumack
              He keeps trying to tell you how 'special' and 'sensational' everything you're watching is. But unfortunately he's not quite eloquent enough to do it without sounding like he's trying to sell you shit out of the back of his car.
              He sells counterfeit The Rigo Team shirts outside the arena during Rigo fights.

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              • Accountoffline
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                #27
                Max is okay in small doses, he's like an un******ed version of Ellie Suchballs

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                • Weebler I
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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Dr Rumack
                  Kellerman gets pretty annoying with the constant hyperbole. It's always the hard sell with him, with his googly eyes bulging out at you. If he could tone that down he'd be alright.
                  Originally posted by Dr Rumack
                  He keeps trying to tell you how 'special' and 'sensational' everything you're watching is. But unfortunately he's not quite eloquent enough to do it without sounding like he's trying to sell you shit out of the back of his car.
                  All of this.

                  Far too much hyperbolic cheerleading from Kellerman, not enough analysis.

                  He's good at the face-offs (to a degree, when he doesn't take sides).

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                  • The Gambler1981
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                    #29
                    I can seriously not once think of a time on ESPN or HBO that Max made me go "yea Max that was a really good point you taught me something about boxing" now considering the time period that covers you would have to think he would have lucked into one good point (and maybe I am being to harsh and forgetting something good he has said).


                    When I think about it like that he is terrible, but I could see how some more casual fans gain some insight from him but any truly hardcore fan is not going to get anything useful out of Max because that is essentially what Max is.

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                    • -MAKAVELLI-
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                      #30
                      Originally posted by The Gambler1981
                      I can seriously not once think of a time on ESPN or HBO that Max made me go "yea Max that was a really good point you taught me something about boxing" now considering the time period that covers you would have to think he would have lucked into one good point (and maybe I am being to harsh and forgetting something good he has said).


                      When I think about it like that he is terrible, but I could see how some more casual fans gain some insight from him but any truly hardcore fan is not going to get anything useful out of Max because that is essentially what Max is.


                      he's much better talkin about other sports

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