Boxing Terms and What They Really Mean

[daggum]

he won a workman like decision= This fight was fu-cking boring

he's pressing/making the fight= He's getting his head boxed off

He's roughing him up on the inside= Blatantly cheating

**** **** **** ****!= Pay attention to me because this fight is sh-it!


feel free to add your own terms and the translations of what they really mean

[-PBP-]

He won with ring generalship - My favorite fighter got out thrown and outlanded but I want to give him the round

It was a close fight that could have gone either way - My favorite fighter just won a decision via robbery

He ran the whole fight - My favorite fighter just got his ears boxed off

He's a face first brawler - This power punching machine is a threat to my favorite boxer

He's boring and has no fans - This skilled, athletic boxer is a threat to my favorite brawler

[Tay Roc]

Ducking = he's not fighting the fighter I want him to THIS INSTANT!!

Bragging about network/ppv sales/promoter = I have a tiny snake

[Guest]

It was a close fight that could have gone either way - My favorite fighter just won a decision via robbery

[Dr Rumack]

He won with ring generalship - My favorite fighter got out thrown and outlanded but I want to give him the round

It was a close fight that could have gone either way - My favorite fighter just won a decision via robbery

He ran the whole fight - My favorite fighter just got his ears boxed off

He's a face first brawler - This power punching machine is a threat to my favorite boxer

He's boring and has no fans - This skilled, athletic boxer is a threat to my favorite brawler

Spot on

[thuggery]

He's a crafty veteran - "I excuse him for clinching, headbutting, and fouling"

[Robbie Barrett]

Safety first = fights like a pu55y

[LoadedWraps]

he won a workman like decision= This fight was fu-cking boring

he's pressing/making the fight= He's getting his head boxed off

He's roughing him up on the inside= Blatantly cheating

**** **** **** ****!= Pay attention to me because this fight is sh-it!


feel free to add your own terms and the translations of what they really mean

Fearless warrior = joe calzaghe
well, you have to ask my promoter...= I am scared to face Floyd
He's taking the round off=he lacks conditioning and is on his bicycle
he yung doe= I have no better excuses for Broners pathetic behavior
ATG snake = canelo alvarez
to to toe poster = loaded wraps
glass chin = your chin is made of glass like amir cons
maidana is a slow plodding face first brawler = i dont know boxing and have never watched maidana fight.

[LoadedWraps]

He won with ring generalship - My favorite fighter got out thrown and outlanded but I want to give him the round

It was a close fight that could have gone either way - My favorite fighter just won a decision via robbery

He ran the whole fight - My favorite fighter just got his ears boxed off

He's a face first brawler - This power punching machine is a threat to my favorite boxer

He's boring and has no fans - This skilled, athletic boxer is a threat to my favorite brawler

ATG post right here.

[SBleeder]

"He's a cagey veteran" = He's completely shot and has no athleticism left