Best Excuse for a Loss/Bad Performance

[Richard Wadd]

who knew fighters could be such comedians?

[The Problem Child]

Whine Waanuel Hulkez: Me got robbed again.

Post-EPO Shame Mostly: My mind wanted, my body didn't want to move.

Ballerina Maravilla: My knees helped Chavez destroy me and humiliate me in that 12th round. Murray spanked me because of knees and now my shoulder failed me. And Cotto will beat me because my knees again.

Joshua Shotty: Arum pay me to lose fight and hide in Ghana after it.

Victoil Snortiz: I don't deserve punishment, bro. Lost my senses, it's cool though. Heh. Hah. Hahah.

Android Berto: I was missing red cells for that fight.

Sad Judah: I'd like to thank my Lord and saviour Jesus Christ. It was not meant to be tonight. I'll be back. x282736378484747

[JDD1]

The fight was in AMerica.

[-MAKAVELLI-]

"i broke my back"



-Tyson

[Jack Napier]

Mike Tyson

"I didn't train for that fight. I didn't really take that fight serious. I was fucking those Japanese girls like it was eating g****s. You thought I was Caesar, you thought I was Caligula when I was out there in Japan, you know."

[Richard Wadd]

"i broke my back"



-Tyson

That was after winning in 30 seconds.

not an excuse, he was explaining all the confusion and mess leading up to the Black Rhino fight by claiming he had a "spinal" injury

I especially liked in that interview how he said "jesus held evander holyfield in his bosom"

[sugarsmosley]

I dropped my birthday cake

- Victor Ortiz

[DeadLikeMe]

"The ref, he has a ******** problem." - JuanMa Lopez

[-Huey-]

"I didn't have my clitoris gloves" -Manny

[DoubleMM]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xocva80SjGI