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  • killamoneymike
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    The Miguel Cotto experience

    i recently had the pleasure of meeting one of my favorite fighters in miguel cot to. i had no idea it would turn into what it did. but what happened, would forever change my perception on the puerto rican fighter. it was an interesting night.

    first, we met. after a talk at a restaurant. i suggested we go back to the hotel (no ****)....after that, i suggested it was time for a bumming. i wasnt sure how he would take it. because i didnt even know the sexual orientation of the puerto rican fighter, but lucky for me, he was gay (im not though). i was glad he wasnt mad, for the guy could surely hurt me, but he wasnt. "its ok, i wanted to prepare my taking it up the ass for the marivilla fight, so this is good training right here. bien. i have to go second though".

    that was just what i wanted to hear. i was so delighted to hear it. before i know it, i had him where i wanted him. i wasnt used to going first. but he was so adament that he goes second. i didnt understand it. when i said i didnt want to go first he threatened to leave my apartment altogether and hailing a cab. he said something about a champions treatment. idn.

    on to the bumming itself. it wasnt the best ever. i was giving it to him hard but he kept complaining that my condom was laced with something. i think he just wasnt ready to accept the fact that i was giving him the bumming of his life. my condom wasnt laced with nothing. nor did it have padding missing. just the better bummer. yet, still he didnt seem ready to accept it. it wasnt even his turn yet and he threw in the towel. said something about i cheated hes gonna get an appeal. what appeal i thought to myself? this guys delusional i thought to myself.

    when it was over i went outside and smoked a cigarette, i saw him standing there talking to on his cell phone. i said "miguel cotto, whatsup". guy looked right at me and didnt even acknowledge me. how rude. he does that with everyone though. what an azzhole. if i ever get the chance to bum him again i am going to punish him even worse.
  • Bigg Rigg
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    #2
    Why would u write something like this???

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    • killamoneymike
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      #3
      Originally posted by Bigg Rigg
      Why would u write something like this???
      i guess a nice joint prompted it....

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      • Infamous
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        #4
        Originally posted by killamoneymike
        i recently had the pleasure of meeting one of my favorite fighters in miguel cot to. i had no idea it would turn into what it did. but what happened, would forever change my perception on the puerto rican fighter. it was an interesting night.

        first, we met. after a talk at a restaurant. i suggested we go back to the hotel (no ****)....after that, i suggested it was time for a bumming. i wasnt sure how he would take it. because i didnt even know the sexual orientation of the puerto rican fighter, but lucky for me, he was gay (im not though). i was glad he wasnt mad, for the guy could surely hurt me, but he wasnt. "its ok, i wanted to prepare my taking it up the ass for the marivilla fight, so this is good training right here. bien. i have to go second though".

        that was just what i wanted to hear. i was so delighted to hear it. before i know it, i had him where i wanted him. i wasnt used to going first. but he was so adament that he goes second. i didnt understand it. when i said i didnt want to go first he threatened to leave my apartment altogether and hailing a cab. he said something about a champions treatment. idn.

        on to the bumming itself. it wasnt the best ever. i was giving it to him hard but he kept complaining that my condom was laced with something. i think he just wasnt ready to accept the fact that i was giving him the bumming of his life. my condom wasnt laced with nothing. nor did it have padding missing. just the better bummer. yet, still he didnt seem ready to accept it. it wasnt even his turn yet and he threw in the towel. said something about i cheated hes gonna get an appeal. what appeal i thought to myself? this guys delusional i thought to myself.

        when it was over i went outside and smoked a cigarette, i saw him standing there talking to on his cell phone. i said "miguel cotto, whatsup". guy looked right at me and didnt even acknowledge me. how rude. he does that with everyone though. what an azzhole. if i ever get the chance to bum him again i am going to punish him even worse.
        This s.hit was funny... U could have a catchier title tho... I only clicked on it cuz I read everything else...

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        • toshmurph
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          #5
          Originally posted by killamoneymike
          i recently had the pleasure of meeting one of my favorite fighters in miguel cot to. i had no idea it would turn into what it did. but what happened, would forever change my perception on the puerto rican fighter. it was an interesting night.

          first, we met. after a talk at a restaurant. i suggested we go back to the hotel (no ****)....after that, i suggested it was time for a bumming. i wasnt sure how he would take it. because i didnt even know the sexual orientation of the puerto rican fighter, but lucky for me, he was gay (im not though). i was glad he wasnt mad, for the guy could surely hurt me, but he wasnt. "its ok, i wanted to prepare my taking it up the ass for the marivilla fight, so this is good training right here. bien. i have to go second though".

          that was just what i wanted to hear. i was so delighted to hear it. before i know it, i had him where i wanted him. i wasnt used to going first. but he was so adament that he goes second. i didnt understand it. when i said i didnt want to go first he threatened to leave my apartment altogether and hailing a cab. he said something about a champions treatment. idn.

          on to the bumming itself. it wasnt the best ever. i was giving it to him hard but he kept complaining that my condom was laced with something. i think he just wasnt ready to accept the fact that i was giving him the bumming of his life. my condom wasnt laced with nothing. nor did it have padding missing. just the better bummer. yet, still he didnt seem ready to accept it. it wasnt even his turn yet and he threw in the towel. said something about i cheated hes gonna get an appeal. what appeal i thought to myself? this guys delusional i thought to myself.

          when it was over i went outside and smoked a cigarette, i saw him standing there talking to on his cell phone. i said "miguel cotto, whatsup". guy looked right at me and didnt even acknowledge me. how rude. he does that with everyone though. what an azzhole. if i ever get the chance to bum him again i am going to punish him even worse.
          Were you not given enough attention when you were a kid?? You're like the Tyler Perry of Boxingscene, nobody finds you funny yet you keep coming back with more ****!

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          • Da Boxer
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            • Beercules
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              #7
              Lol this was actually a pretty good one

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              • Basco
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                #8
                Your story reveals some psychological ques which tells me you seriously have some "childhood problems"! For a complete eval, please visit your nearest psychologist.......wait, go to a psychiatrist cause you will need medication!

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                • Nights King
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                  #9
                  lool It was always starts off sensible and then suddenly escalates to a ****sexual fantasy.


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                  • killamoneymike
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by toshmurph
                    Were you not given enough attention when you were a kid?? You're like the Tyler Perry of Boxingscene, nobody finds you funny yet you keep coming back with more ****!
                    uhh. some people find me funny. azzhole

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