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February 10, 2006: Well, I have been a father for a little over one year now (It's been great) and with that comes a lot of day times spent at home taking care of her, watching her, teaching her, feeding her, changing her (man, that's really something, isn't it?), following her around and picking up all the clothes, protecting her, etc. It's a big responsibility and with this comes so much time to think and watch and ponder things.
Today I am here with the little one and I am watching closely, like usual, and it occurred to me just a little while ago that while I have learned so much being here with her all day there are three very specific things I have learned over the last year...... >>>>
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First. I used to think Judge Judy was a real jerk, you know? But this Judge Marylin...man, if ANYBODY ever was ever very aware of the camera and tries to play up to it, it is her. Relax, baby. You are NOT nearly as smart as you try to project yourself as.
Second. There is a debate going on in my mind and I have yet to come to a decision but it rages on to this very moment as I watch. The question is: When you want to see the dumbest, most ignorant, nasty, ****** people... do you go see Jerry Springer of Maury Povich?
Third. I have learned that if your significant other asks you to go on one of those shows "to tell you a secret"? Do...NOT... go!!!
Today I am here with the little one and I am watching closely, like usual, and it occurred to me just a little while ago that while I have learned so much being here with her all day there are three very specific things I have learned over the last year...... >>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
First. I used to think Judge Judy was a real jerk, you know? But this Judge Marylin...man, if ANYBODY ever was ever very aware of the camera and tries to play up to it, it is her. Relax, baby. You are NOT nearly as smart as you try to project yourself as.
Second. There is a debate going on in my mind and I have yet to come to a decision but it rages on to this very moment as I watch. The question is: When you want to see the dumbest, most ignorant, nasty, ****** people... do you go see Jerry Springer of Maury Povich?
Third. I have learned that if your significant other asks you to go on one of those shows "to tell you a secret"? Do...NOT... go!!!
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