Ariza thinks he's the main course when he's an optional side order

[Drunk Punch]

He's not even a dessert. Maybe a condiment?

Okay, enough food analogies.

[dirty fingers]

Nah. He's just a packet of Splenda on some dirty restaurant table.

[Jloro]

He is more like those little fake sugars in restaurants that never get any attention but are always there

[Drunk Punch]

Haha we have some creative people on the board. A fake sugar. I like it.

[Stuntman Mike]

I heard if you say his name 3 times in the mirror he appears in your house and lingers in the background for several weeks