If a boxer has to pee after leaving the locker room...

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  • nveleven
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    #1

    If a boxer has to pee after leaving the locker room...

    What does he do? I imagine the combination of hydrating all day and pre-fight anxiety don't help the situation. I ask bc I'm a triathlete and people think we're crazy for peeing on the bike during a race. Do boxers just hold it in? (if so, I'd imagine taking body shots would kill) Or do they just piss themselves?
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    #2
    See these are small things not thought about often, what if you cut one in the corner between rounds and shart?

    I guess you have a job to do and keep fighting with the poo in the pants

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    • Enzo Mc is SHIT
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      #3
      He'd better try to end it quickly.

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      • UTEP
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        #4
        Or what if your balls itch after they already gloved you up, do you ask your corner to scratch them?

        I've seen Leonard Ellerbe do this a couple times.

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        • Beercules
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          #5
          Originally posted by E.P.T.
          Or what if your balls itch after they already gloved you up, do you ask your corner to scratch them?

          I've seen Leonard Ellerbe do this a couple times.
          Lmao

          Good question though

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          • New England
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            #6
            Originally posted by E.P.T.
            Or what if your balls itch after they already gloved you up, do you ask your corner to scratch them?

            I've seen Leonard Ellerbe do this a couple times.

            that man loves his job.


            to answer your question, TS, when you put your cup on you usually get a good idea of whether or not you need to take a piss before you head out. you're gonna get your gloves on and get a sweat going, so there's plenty of time. i wouldn't be surprised at all if quite a few ring walks were delayed for a last second piss break. somebody's gotta volunteer to get his **** out and shake it once the gloves are on


            if it's a huge deal he can piss in his trunks. most of htem wear compression shorts under their trunks. they're going to be drenched with sweat soon anyway, and piss when you've been drinking a lot of water isn't going to stink all that bad.


            now, if they eat they asparagus, they're finna smell awful when they piss themselves. if they **** themselves they're gonna have a messy situation on HBO.

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            • RiC-DiC
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              #7
              I think a lot of fighters force themselves to go to the bathroom right before leaving the locker room. The pre-fight nerves (which every fighter should get) really help you do the biggest **** of your life. Trust me, it's like your digestive system is on roids before you're about to step into the ring with somebody lol.

              But for boxers who don't go pee before walking out, I think they just have to hold it in or ask for a delay and risk forfeiting?

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              • RichardP
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                #8
                theres a built in pee bag and **** bag in the protector under the trunks. 85% of boxers during a fight piss or **** during a fight.

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                • Earl-Hickey
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                  #9
                  I'd be real bad as a boxer, when I'mpushi ng a lot of water throughmmysyst em I piss like once an hour and it's like a Damn fireman's hose

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                  • Garcon, Coffee!
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                    Anybody who has sweated for an extended amount of time or who sweat a lot can tell you that when you have got to piss, generally, you sweat it out. As long as you aren't swallowing too much water you would be find.
                    Last edited by Garcon, Coffee!; 11-08-2013, 05:20 PM.

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