What if... Bernard Hopkins really WAS an alien?

[Guest]

[The Gambler1981]

E.T. raping a man in prison~

[Larry the boss]

you falling off son,you falling off

[Guest]

you falling off son,you falling off

Yeah, it's a bit weak, isn't it? I'm still quite sober, I think that's the problem.

[kardsufur]

Planet Soapy

[ßringer]

For what it's worth, I think it's brilliant.

Don't listen to these ****s like Larry X, Annie : This prick knows about as much about good humor as he knows about steady employment.

The visual of E.T deliberately headbutting someone in the face during a boxing match is golden.

[Guest]

Cheers Emo.

I think it was shaky... maybe it failed "the rule of three". I needed a third one in there, didn't I?

[Dorian]

[Blue Mercury]

[Dorian]

Anoraks shot. Lost his e-legs and e-power.