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The Mike Tyson Knockout Quote of the Week
By: Tristan Thackray
"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died. I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand, he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile ******."
[To a female reporter] "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."
"I try to catch him right on the tip of the nose, because I try to push the bone into the brain."
"When you see me smash somebody's skull, you enjoy it."
*Note: Perhaps I need to re-iterate that these quotes are real, no edits necessary. 100 per cent Tyson.
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By: Tristan Thackray
"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died. I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand, he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile ******."
[To a female reporter] "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."
"I try to catch him right on the tip of the nose, because I try to push the bone into the brain."
"When you see me smash somebody's skull, you enjoy it."
*Note: Perhaps I need to re-iterate that these quotes are real, no edits necessary. 100 per cent Tyson.
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to your mom..
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