what are some of the ******est things uve ever heard a commentator say

[Citizen Koba]

It may not be the best but Freddy Roach cracked me up in the Campillo - Kovalev fight.

'distance is something ... er ..urm distance is something you can take away easily by moving a little bit closer' - (towards the end of rnd 2 refering to Campillos reach advantage).

Really Freddy, who'da thought it?

[RockyB]

every Teddy Atlas metaphor

[MRCHOKEaMF]

"pacquiao has a chance against Floyd"

[PAC-BOY]

hmmmm...id say it would have to be, that Floyd is a great fighter.

[Southpawology]

"ortiz' back looks like an aircraft carrier"

-Lampley


Huh??!!

[Richard Wadd]

"David Gaye is the fastest heavyweight since prime Muhammad Ali"

"Sometimes sweat falls pitifully sometimes it just falls"

[El Malo.]

Merchant comments about Marquez getting hurt and fighting back.

"But he is fighting back. . boy five years ago we didn't know that Marquez had that in him but his fighting back from some really killer shots"

Really old man ? That's what Marquez is known for, getting up and whooping @ss.

Few minutes later he goes on one of his old man rants that make no sense " and once again the drama came . . . has created more drama. . . brought us the blood of drama . . and brought out the bat . .uh . . . in Marquez . . WTF old man retire already.

But no one beats that ******o Lampley. Specially when his nut hugging Mannys' bolas. Can't stand that fool

[Syf]

Some good ones in here..

my biggest pet peeve is when announcers call punches from one fighter and ignore the work of the other as if its not even happening. Hbo team is notorious for this.

[Bombs Away!]

"ortiz' back looks like an aircraft carrier"

-Lampley


Huh??!!

I never understood that either. I guess he was referring to the shape. Dumb quote either way.

[Bombs Away!]

Some good ones in here..

my biggest pet peeve is when announcers call punches from one fighter and ignore the work of the other as if its not even happening. Hbo team is notorious for this.

The Showtime crew was very fair in calling Paulie Malignaggi's punches when he fought Adrien Broner, even though he didn't have the more effective blows.