Did you see Amir got married the other week?

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  • !! Anorak
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    #1

    Did you see Amir got married the other week?

    I know it was a ****** wedding, but do you think if they threw confetti it would knock him down?




    "The Vicar said 'you may kiss the bride', but she come in too hard and landed on us chin. I knew where I were and owt, us 'ead were clear, but us legs just wouldn't respond and I couldn't get back up in time."
  • Derranged
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    #2
    Khan was wobbly at his last press conference when he took a sip of water and the bottle touched his chin.

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    • TOBYLEE1
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      #3
      Damn, you guys are mean lol

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      • New England
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        #4
        khan's lucky he's not a ***, innhe?

        a proper set of nuts on his chun would surely cause a stoppage.


        semi unrelated quote:

        "does that guy remind anybody else of marcos maidana?"

        - king khan.

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        • viperz007
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          #5
          his ladys kneck is worth measuring

          she pretty doe

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          • !! Anorak
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            #6
            Imagine if he had a chin, eh?

            I would say a dig as well, but his shots are enough to do the job, to an extent. Not a power puncher, but he went through (out of his weight range, really) Zab easy enough, didn't he?

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            • RiC-DiC
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              #7
              I think his style makes his chin see weaker than it actually is. I mean, he often lunges in with the same combo's, he keeps his chin high and has moments when he thinks he's George Foreman and can stand and trade with anyone. Every time I've seen him get bambi'd, he's been caught while lunging in with the one-two or loading up a follow up shot.

              Actually it might be his small brain.. Bouncing around that empty skull.. That explains everything..

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              • !! Anorak
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                What amazes me is how he can take punches after getting initially phased.

                While I don't dispute the Garcia stoppage, he looked far worse after the first one than he did after the third IMO.

                Or take the Maidana fight... he was spaghetti-legged after a grazing shot from Marcos... btu then the guy couldn't put him down with flush shots.

                How does that even work???

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                • Jloro
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by !! Anorak
                  What amazes me is how he can take punches after getting initially phased.

                  While I don't dispute the Garcia stoppage, he looked far worse after the first one than he did after the third IMO.

                  Or take the Maidana fight... he was spaghetti-legged after a grazing shot from Marcos... btu then the guy couldn't put him down with flush shots.

                  How does that even work???
                  Yeah Khan is really a strange boy

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                  • Canelo Phresh
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by !! Anorak
                    Imagine if he had a chin, eh?

                    I would say a dig as well, but his shots are enough to do the job, to an extent. Not a power puncher, but he went through (out of his weight range, really) Zab easy enough, didn't he?
                    If he had cottos chin he could be the best 140lber out there he's jsut in the wrong sport.

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