I know it was a ****** wedding, but do you think if they threw confetti it would knock him down?

"The Vicar said 'you may kiss the bride', but she come in too hard and landed on us chin. I knew where I were and owt, us 'ead were clear, but us legs just wouldn't respond and I couldn't get back up in time."

"The Vicar said 'you may kiss the bride', but she come in too hard and landed on us chin. I knew where I were and owt, us 'ead were clear, but us legs just wouldn't respond and I couldn't get back up in time."
Khan was wobbly at his last press conference when he took a sip of water and the bottle touched his chin.
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