Ever wonder why Floyd doesn't wear legit men's underwear to his weigh-ins? Dude's always showing up in baggy ass boxer shorts made for teenagers that are purposefully designed to conceal a twit's shortcomings.
Meanwhile, Floyd's opponets all show up wearing the only acceptable form of underwear for a grown man - Boxer briefs.
My whole gameplane is to stick a big ass potato in my boxers at the weigh in, that way my apponent will be paralyzed by fear and even with my limit skills I can take him out easly.
i will become champion soon
If I was to fight wlad i would stick my ****ing sleepingbag in there, and the fight would be as good as won.
I used to work at a bakery. The old lecher that owned the place would always hire hot young girls to work the register. I ran the night shift and would have to train them. At the end of the night I would break a bagget in half and put it in my pants. When I trained the new girls I would point away from myself while adjusting the bagget with the other hand obnoxiously. As soon as I saw the wide eyed opened mouth look on their face as the glimpsed my bagget sized **** I would throw it away so they could get a closer more accurate look. 18 inches long 4plus inches wide just doesn't exist so I would press my luck with a second and possible lawsuit and firing. I slept with every single girl I pulled that on. It was amazing.
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