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As part of his parole agreement in 1994-95, Mike Tyson had to go back to school and finish grade 5. This is Mike's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
im a big fan of Iron Mike but died of laughter reading this
1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fights the other night. Man,
somebody get that catacomb.
4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my ***** rectum both.
6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment
they gonna send me back to the joint.
7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said
penis.
8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake."
He say, "Bulls#*t, that watch Israel."
9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho in the apartment undermine.
10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took
me to the pool hall.
11. Iraq - When we got the poolhall, I tol' my uncle, "Iraq, you
break."
12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan
on stain for dinner?"
13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say,
"fortify".
14. Income - I just got in bed wif a ho and income my wife.
im a big fan of Iron Mike but died of laughter reading this
1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fights the other night. Man,
somebody get that catacomb.
4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my ***** rectum both.
6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment
they gonna send me back to the joint.
7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said
penis.
8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake."
He say, "Bulls#*t, that watch Israel."
9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho in the apartment undermine.
10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took
me to the pool hall.
11. Iraq - When we got the poolhall, I tol' my uncle, "Iraq, you
break."
12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan
on stain for dinner?"
13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say,
"fortify".
14. Income - I just got in bed wif a ho and income my wife.
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