Awesome post about Eubank III

[jabsRstiff]

if a tree falls on a baby lamb in the forests of cambodia...will chris eubank hear it?

You idiot....Chris will save the lamb.
You don't know Chris.

[Guest]

You idiot....Chris will save the lamb.
You don't know Chris.

His only delay in saving the lamb would be when he took time to showboat... moves which Naz stole off him.

[oldgringo]

You idiot....Chris will save the lamb.
You don't know Chris.

What the good Banks giveth the good Banks giveth away however.

[!!! Beowulf !!!]

Chris Eubank was actually the first man on the moon, he battled aliens (specifically Clangers) on its surface whilst bashing Nigel Benn's head on a crater like a little space ***** .

[jabsRstiff]

Chris Eubank's next KO victim ?














ILLITERACY.

[Guest]

There were another two threads that this thread was parodying, incidentally... now they've been deleted and JuyJuy's alt's been banned it looks as if I've gone mad and made this thread in isolation.

[MT73]

"I wasn't naturally talented, when people say that about me I ask them if they were there when I started out and if they were there when I got stopped in the first 30 seconds of my first amateur bout. It took me years of hard work to become a skilled fighter."

"I started boxing properly in February 1983 and I can tell you that it takes a full two years to truly master one punch. By February 1985, I had mastered my jab. I learned that stepping into a stiff jab was more effective for me. By February 1987, I felt that I had mastered my left hook. I found that what worked best for me was using loose left hooks that came from hidden angles. In February 1989 I had a right uppercut finally mastered, a right uppercut that didn't travel any more than six inches stunned them best."

- Chris Eubank

[Guest]

"I wasn't naturally talented, when people say that about me I ask them if they were there when I started out and if they were there when I got stopped in the first 30 seconds of my first amateur bout. It took me years of hard work to become a skilled fighter."

"I started boxing properly in February 1983 and I can tell you that it takes a full two years to truly master one punch. By February 1985, I had mastered my jab. I learned that stepping into a stiff jab was more effective for me. By February 1987, I felt that I had mastered my left hook. I found that what worked best for me was using loose left hooks that came from hidden angles. In February 1989 I had a right uppercut finally mastered, a right uppercut that didn't travel any more than six inches stunned them best."

- Chris Eubank

Holy ****, that's some top tard action... and some classy fast banning.

[Kimmy]

"I wasn't naturally talented, when people say that about me I ask them if they were there when I started out and if they were there when I got stopped in the first 30 seconds of my first amateur bout. I'd been sucking too much of Juy Juy's **** and i was weak in the legs. Juy Juy took the credit for my loss to Calzaghe claiming he floored me 4 times before Calzaghe had a feel. It took me years of hard work to become a skilled fighter."

Hmmmmmm, please read this, its disturbing......

[jack_the_rippuh]

Chris Eubank's next KO victim ?














ILLITERACY.

Eubank the teacher?