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  • Mindrapist
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    #11
    Originally posted by Pan-Africanist
    Corley, Shamba Mitchell, Zab Judah, and Ortiz have all been champion. These arent bums early in his career. In fact Floyd never fought a southpaw until he reached 140.
    He actually fought southpaws early when he was coming up. Not worth mentioning, though...as for the others, I think they were better than Ghost.

    Speaking of this Guerrero, he wants to talk all this biblical ****, "he who exalts himself shall be humbled..." how Jesus put him here to humble boxing!

    WTF?

    What makes him think he's the Chosen One?

    He will get CRUCIFIED by Floyd's Hammer and Nail - his right hand and left hand, respectively - with his face bleeding as if he were wearing a crown of thorns.

    In fact, I predict that the self-anointed holy Ghost will regurgitate Bible verses all night. Unfortunately for him, he will be echoing the sayings of Jesus on the cross:

    "I thirst!" In between rounds 8 and 9, as he's gasping for air.

    In round 10, as he's being pot shot to death, Guerrero will look to the heavens and cry:

    "My lord!!! Why have you forsaken me??"

    As the grand finale, in round 11, right before succumbing his will to the mastery of Mayweather, Robert will look to Papa Ruben with a defeated face of resignation and scream:

    "Father! Into your hand I commend my spirit!!"

    And it will be over. By the time of the stoppage, Guerrero will look like Jim Caviezel in the Passion, bleeding from the back and ****. I guarantee it.

    The basic reality is this: No man escapes death. And The Ghost will find out the hard way that Floyd is the Grim Reaper of the ring, the Undertaker of boxing.

    Floyd Mayweather W11 by way of fistic crucifixion.

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    • MDPopescu
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      #12
      When asked about his game plan for southpaw Ortiz, Floyd simply said: "Jabs and straight rights"...

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      • fight_professor
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        #13
        Floyd is the greatest boxer of the last 20 years quite comfortably. Haters dont wanna hear it, but tis true.

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        • CaneloFan
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          #14
          Originally posted by Mindrapist
          He actually fought southpaws early when he was coming up. Not worth mentioning, though...as for the others, I think they were better than Ghost.

          Speaking of this Guerrero, he wants to talk all this biblical ****, "he who exalts himself shall be humbled..." how Jesus put him here to humble boxing!

          WTF?

          What makes him think he's the Chosen One?

          He will get CRUCIFIED by Floyd's Hammer and Nail - his right hand and left hand, respectively - with his face bleeding as if he were wearing a crown of thorns.

          In fact, I predict that the self-anointed holy Ghost will regurgitate Bible verses all night. Unfortunately for him, he will be echoing the sayings of Jesus on the cross:

          "I thirst!" In between rounds 8 and 9, as he's gasping for air.

          In round 10, as he's being pot shot to death, Guerrero will look to the heavens and cry:

          "My lord!!! Why have you forsaken me??"

          As the grand finale, in round 11, right before succumbing his will to the mastery of Mayweather, Robert will look to Papa Ruben with a defeated face of resignation and scream:

          "Father! Into your hand I commend my spirit!!"

          And it will be over. By the time of the stoppage, Guerrero will look like Jim Caviezel in the Passion, bleeding from the back and ****. I guarantee it.

          The basic reality is this: No man escapes death. And The Ghost will find out the hard way that Floyd is the Grim Reaper of the ring, the Undertaker of boxing.

          Floyd Mayweather W11 by way of fistic crucifixion.
          I'm rooting for Guerrero but this was hilarious lmfao.

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          • Arshad221
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            #15
            Numbers don't lie

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            • Johnwoo8686
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              #16
              Originally posted by Mayweatherducks
              These stats don't mean **** it's who you fought as a southpaw and none of them is the Ghost. Also bums from his early career should not be added as a stat on the list this is foolery. Ghost for the upset shocker beat down.


              We're going to see a repeat of this foolishness in the next few months I feel.

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              • Ganondorf
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                #17
                Very nice! It's hard to argue with that. Lol

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                • SkillspayBills
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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Mayweatherducks
                  These stats don't mean **** it's who you fought as a southpaw and none of them is the Ghost. Also bums from his early career should not be added as a stat on the list this is foolery. Ghost for the upset shocker beat down.
                  Lol good times. Good times.

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