Broner: "I'm like doo-doo you can't sc**** off your shoe."

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  • !! Anorak
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    Broner: "I'm like doo-doo you can't sc**** off your shoe."

    It's a novel approach, that, isn't it? Comparing yourself to a nuisance piece of excrement.

    Do you think this would catch on, or maybe be a theme that Broner will develop?

    "Hey, Larry, I just have to say... I'm like a pube you can't piss off the side of the bowl."

    "I'm like that piece of snot that hangs up your nose but you can't pull out."
  • Zarco
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    #2
    Ummm....no Broner

    He is over-doing catch phrases now and needs to slow down. I like the Frogger comment he said on an article in the front page.

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    • !! Anorak
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      #3
      I think it's to make up for a lack of genuine personality, isn't it?

      Don't get me wrong, I like him okay from what I've seen, but charisma and character don't come naturally to him.

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      • 4Corners
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        #4
        Broner is a corny guy, there's no denying that. I thought his ring entrance was interesting I guess. He was dancing like a moron dressed up in all pink.....yet he was being walked into the ring by Kendrick Lamar singing Backseat Freestyle.

        There's never going to be a post fight interview where I won't watch it, just to hear these corny lines though.

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        • Southpawology
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          #5
          He tries way too hard

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          • ToPRaNK
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            #6
            I like the one where hes like "im the can man, anybody can get it. mexicans, americans, puerto ricans "

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            • MrClutch85
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              #7
              In the post fight interview I liked the sit in the cut like a band aid line that was a good one but Broner has to come harder with the catch phrases his next fight

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              • -MAKAVELLI-
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                #8
                i think its funny how he thinks its clever that he compared himself to a piece of ****

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                • !! Anorak
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                  #9
                  What Mak said.

                  I've actually fallen away from boxing a bit, I haven't had the time to keep up, and - sad confession - this was the first time I'd seen him. I was pretty impressed, but his persona is manufactured to a painful degree.

                  And I love Larry Merchant to bits, but senility is really kicking in hard, isn't it?

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                  • LeG00N
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                    #10
                    Good comparison by Broner, he truly is like doo-doo.

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