Can we think of a new nickname for Audley Harrison?

[yuppie]

I was thinking, Audley "one more shot, please" Harrison

[Barn]

Fraudley does the job as accurately as you could want.

[yuppie]

Fraudley does the job as accurately as you could want.

True but i just think "Fraudly" suggests that at one time people thought he was either totally unstoppable and/or was at an elite level.

[Sage84]

Audley "My Destiny" Harrison
Audley "A-Farce" Harrison

[Barn]

I guess but to be fair after the Olympics he was getting pretty hyped up.

Anyway here's a bunch of Audley jokes:



All this talk about not smacking children is ridiculous.

My Uncle Audley used to beat me as a child and it did me no harm.




I feel like I've been 12 rounds with Audley Harrison.

Absolutely fine.





After hearing about Bobby Farrell's death, I did a Google search for "Brown girl in the ring."

I just got loads of Youtube clips of Audley Harrison.





People are saying Audley Harrison's next fight should be with Harvey Price,

How cruel, the poor fat mongy blind useless ****er wouldn't stand a chance against Price.






What is the difference between George Michael and Audley Harrison?

George Michael lasts longer inside a ring.





I'm a big fan of Audley Harrison, I like to call him 'Lightning'.

He never strikes twice.

[TBear]

A few years ago at another forum I used to moderate, we did the word censor so every time somebody typed "Audley Harrison" it would come up Audrey Harrison when they posted.

Strange thing is that no one ever noticed!

[PD21]

Anyone got anymore Audley jokes. The ones barnburner posted were good and can be used on other no hopers.

[rampant]

Audley 'The Amateur' Harrison

[Cloud]

I wish you'd all leave Audley alone. He's never hurt anybody.

[Mikel 45]

Audley "Ya'll must of forgot" Harrison