A selection of boxing jokes!

**LasVegas Boxing** · 10-15-2012, 05:16 PM

Originally posted by timbatron

What's the does a pizza and Evander Holyfield have in common?

None of them can feed a family of sixteen.

There's a blackman and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?

Jean Pascal.

How do you lure Brandon Rios out the gym?

Roll a penny down the street.

What do you call a black guy with a fan?

Anything but Timothy Bradley.

What travels at 200km's a hour?

Brandon Rios hearing a dollar drop to the ground.

Why doesn't James Toney celebrate thanksgiving?

KFC isn't open on holidays.

What's more boring golf or cricket?

Wladimir Klitschko

What do you call the space between the Khan household and their neighbours?

Muhammad Alley

What is the main source of Mexico's GDP?

Joe Calzaghe and Ricky Hatton.

Why don't Kelly Pavlik and Arthur Abraham get along?

Pavlik hates AA.

Who would win in a fight out of Devon Alexander and Paul McCloskey?

Who cares?

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**oscar_angels091** · 10-15-2012, 05:22 PM

these arent even funny

**subhuman** · 10-15-2012, 05:22 PM

Yeah they're just not that funny and probably belong in the lounge.

**-MAKAVELLI-** · 10-15-2012, 05:24 PM

What do you call a black guy with a fan?

Anything but Timothy Bradley.

this one made me chuckle a lil

**BetterCallSaul** · 10-15-2012, 05:26 PM

Go and **** yourself!!!

**shadeyfizzle** · 10-15-2012, 08:09 PM

Why didnt robbin givens change her last name when she married iron mike?

Because she didnt want people to know she was robbin tyson.

Howcome floyd mayweather always calls his gf miss jackson?

Because he didnt want people to know her first name is curtis

How do you get prince naseem hamed, ricky hatton and erik morales in the same room?

Put an all you can eat buffet sign outside.

**Light_Speed** · 10-15-2012, 08:13 PM

Originally posted by timbatron

What do you call the space between the Khan household and their neighbours?

Muhammad Alley

I'm sure this will go over well with our ****** members.

**Alonzo Harris** · 10-15-2012, 08:17 PM

I didn't see Audley Harrison's name On this list of jokes. Thread is a fail.

**ElBossHogg�** · 10-15-2012, 08:20 PM

Originally posted by shadeyfizzle

Why didnt robbin givens change her last name when she married iron mike?

Because she didnt want people to know she was robbin tyson.

Howcome floyd mayweather always calls his gf miss jackson?

Because he didnt want people to know her first name is curtis

How do you get prince naseem hamed, ricky hatton and erik morales in the same room?

Put an all you can eat buffet sign outside.

Now these were ****ing funny..

A selection of boxing jokes!