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Golden Boy Promotions CEO Richard Schaefer has reacted angrily to the news that he, business partner Oscar De La Hoya, their entire promotional company, and all of the Khan team are huge, massive crybabies.
"Thesh are scandaloush rumours propagated by Bob Arum" blubbed the former Swiss banker.
"We are not crying, we're shimply sheeking justich for the worsh robbery in the history of sports.
"I have sheen the movie Ochean's Twelve, and thish robbery was one million times worsh than that!" quipped the Golden Boy supremo.
Schaefer's comments come in response to news that the WBA and IBF have elected not to overturn the controversial points decision that saw Amir Khan lose both his titles to Washington D.C. born Lamont Peterson.
Referee Joe Cooper deducted two points from Khan for excessive crying during the fight.
"There ish nothing in the boxing rulsh that states that you're not allowed to cry" cried Schaefer.
Despite the disappointing defeat, Amir Khan did set a new world record for the fastest speed anybody has ever ran in a backwards direction.
Even that wasn't enough to appease Schaefer however, who has vowed to take this all the way to the Supreme Court.
"We're currently dishcushing our options with Golden Boysh lawyers and will shee where to go from here. One thing ish chertain though: if we get a rematch, Lamont Petershon's uncle won't be refereeing the fight again"
Oscar De La Hoya declined to comment, citing "extreme anguish" and "personal upset". He is reported to have checked into a pair of fishnet stockings to deal with the trauma.
Amir Khan was more forthcoming however, issuing the following statement: "WAAAAAAAAA. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"Thesh are scandaloush rumours propagated by Bob Arum" blubbed the former Swiss banker.
"We are not crying, we're shimply sheeking justich for the worsh robbery in the history of sports.
"I have sheen the movie Ochean's Twelve, and thish robbery was one million times worsh than that!" quipped the Golden Boy supremo.
Schaefer's comments come in response to news that the WBA and IBF have elected not to overturn the controversial points decision that saw Amir Khan lose both his titles to Washington D.C. born Lamont Peterson.
Referee Joe Cooper deducted two points from Khan for excessive crying during the fight.
"There ish nothing in the boxing rulsh that states that you're not allowed to cry" cried Schaefer.
Despite the disappointing defeat, Amir Khan did set a new world record for the fastest speed anybody has ever ran in a backwards direction.
Even that wasn't enough to appease Schaefer however, who has vowed to take this all the way to the Supreme Court.
"We're currently dishcushing our options with Golden Boysh lawyers and will shee where to go from here. One thing ish chertain though: if we get a rematch, Lamont Petershon's uncle won't be refereeing the fight again"
Oscar De La Hoya declined to comment, citing "extreme anguish" and "personal upset". He is reported to have checked into a pair of fishnet stockings to deal with the trauma.
Amir Khan was more forthcoming however, issuing the following statement: "WAAAAAAAAA. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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