The Official "WAR COTTO! EXPRESS" thread: Now boarding...

[TintaBoricua]

War Cotto

Genuinely can't wait for this fight

Here is your first class "WAR COTTO!" ticket stub, sir. Have a safe trip!

This train may run outta steam

What are you talking about? We ARE the train.

Dame un Sancocho con arroz blanco. No spam.

Gracias!

Aqui tienes, señor. Si podemos servirle en cualquier otra cosita, nos deja saber. ¡Buen provecho!

it may or may not run outta steam but u know what, yo voy a el mio papa miguel cotto all day. Ima fan of boxing, ima bigger fan of Miguel Cotto and i take extreme pride in what my island has to offer whether it's a boxer, baseball player, a bichote like Angelo millones, or a simple plate of the best arroz con abichuela that u will eva have in ur life. if ur lucky i'll show what a tripleta is and some gasolina paq tenga la nota en high!!! lol....na im just ****in around but yea im going for cotto i think this time around ****s gonna be different!

Here's your "Left hook to the body!" ticket stub, sir. Have a safe trip.

ATTENTION ALL PASSENGERS!!! AS PREVIOUSLY STATED, THERE WAS A PRESS CONFERENCE HELD WHERE WE WITNESSED A PISSED OFF PUERTO RICAN AND A COOL AS ICE MEXICAN. DAMN GOOD PRESS CONFERENCE! WE ARE 48 HOURS AWAY FROM THE WEIGH-IN, AT WHICH POINT IN TIME THE "WAR COTTO! EXPRESS" WILL CROSS PATHS WITH THE MARGARITO CHOO CHOO TRAIN! I STRONGLY ADVISE YOU TO STAY SEATED ON FRIDAY. IF YOU HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM FACILITIES, PLEASE DO SO BETWEEN TODAY AND TOMORROW AS WE MIGHT BE EXPERIENCING SECURITY ISSUES ON FRIDAY WITH PEOPLE TRYING TO HIJACK THE "WAR COTTO! EXPRESS". ONCE AGAIN, THIS HAS BEEN YOUR CONDUCTOR, TINTABORICUA, HAVE A PLEASANT EVENING AND TOMORROW WE WILL MAKE ONE MORE STOP BEFORE CROSSING PATHS WITH THE MARGARITO CHOO CHOO TRAIN.

WAR COTTO!!! ALL ABOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRDDDD!!! CHOO CHOOOOOOO!!!

I NOW LEAVE YOU WITH SOME SALSA MUSIC. THIS IS YOUR CONDUCTOR, TINTABORICUA, SIGNING OFF...



***No racism in this thread, please. Taunting, trash-talking, posting pics of knee pads or bloody Cotto is okay. Just don't turn this thread into a mess. Thank you!

[littlemac]

Here is your first class "WAR COTTO!" ticket stub, sir. Have a safe trip!





What are you talking about? We ARE the train.





Aqui tienes, señor. Si podemos servirle en cualquier otra cosita, nos deja saber. ¡Buen provecho!



Here's your "Left hook to the body!" ticket stub, sir. Have a safe trip.

ATTENTION ALL PASSENGERS!!! AS PREVIOUSLY STATED, THERE WAS A PRESS CONFERENCE HELD WHERE WE WITNESSED A PISSED OFF PUERTO RICAN AND A COOL AS ICE MEXICAN. DAMN GOOD PRESS CONFERENCE! WE ARE 48 HOURS AWAY FROM THE WEIGH-IN, AT WHICH POINT IN TIME THE "WAR COTTO! EXPRESS" WILL CROSS PATHS WITH THE MARGARITO CHOO CHOO TRAIN! I STRONGLY ADVISE YOU TO STAY SEATED ON FRIDAY. IF YOU HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM FACILITIES, PLEASE DO SO BETWEEN TODAY AND TOMORROW AS WE MIGHT BE EXPERIENCING SECURITY ISSUES ON FRIDAY WITH PEOPLE TRYING TO HIJACK THE "WAR COTTO! EXPRESS". ONCE AGAIN, THIS HAS BEEN YOUR CONDUCTOR, TINTABORICUA, HAVE A PLEASANT EVENING AND TOMORROW WE WILL MAKE ONE MORE STOP BEFORE CROSSING PATHS WITH THE MARGARITO CHOO CHOO TRAIN.

WAR COTTO!!! ALL ABOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRDDDD!!! CHOO CHOOOOOOO!!!

I NOW LEAVE YOU WITH SOME SALSA MUSIC. THIS IS YOUR CONDUCTOR, TINTABORICUA, SIGNING OFF...



***No racism in this thread, please. Taunting, trash-talking, posting pics of knee pads or bloody Cotto is okay. Just don't turn this thread into a mess. Thank you!

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[x3_bazooka_x3]

War Latinos ****s getting personal now, Miguel should be ashamed of himself for beating up his uncle like that an old man and putting him in the hospital...

But he does have an excuse, his uncle was using bricks in their fight..... LOL

[xcaret v4]

**** this train

LMFAO!! hahahaha

[TintaBoricua]

War Latinos ****s getting personal now, Miguel should be ashamed of himself for beating up his uncle like that an old man and putting him in the hospital...

But he does have an excuse, his uncle was using bricks in their fight..... LOL

Actually...no wait, yeah. Yeah, it was Evangelista that tossed a brick and broke Miguel's windshield.

Damn...and that was the end of their relationship.

ATTENTION ALL PASSENGERS!!! NOW BOARDING FOR NEW YORK CITY. ESTIMATED TIME OF ARRIVAL: 24 HOURS. WE WILL BE PASSING BY THE MARGARITO CHOO CHOO TRAIN (weigh-in) AT AROUND THAT TIME. PLEASE USE THE NEXT FEW HOURS OR SO TO BUY SOMETHING IN THE SOUVENIR SHOP OF WHERE WE ARE CURRENTLY STATIONED. REMEMBER TO GATHER YOUR PERSONAL BELONGINGS IF YOU DECIDE TO GET OFF THE "WAR COTTO! EXPRESS". THIS IS YOUR CONDUCTOR, TINTABORICUA, PLEASE CONTINUE TO KEEP THE EXPRESS ROLLING AND I WILL SEE YOU ALL TOMORROW! WAR COTTO!



***No racism in this thread. Trolling, kneepad pics, trashtaking...ok. But no racism!

[x3_bazooka_x3]

Actually...no wait, yeah. Yeah, it was Evangelista that tossed a brick and broke Miguel's windshield.

Damn...and that was the end of their relationship.

Think Miguel is tired of being bricked

[Canelo Phresh]

havin a blast on the cotto train. war cotto.

[PACnPBFsuck]

havin a blast on the cotto train. war cotto.

Ohhhhh **** a tornado!!!!!!!

[strikefury]

i want in, war cotto!!!!

[nv__]

iight BORICUAS i think its time to take out the dominoes, pal de cervecitas, pitorro, gasolina and some REAL rice and beans not that nasty amogoyao **** made out there in the west coast by the other guys! YES i mean mexicans, i was raised in NY, lived in PR, and cali so YES i do know what REAL RICE AND BEANS IS and NO mexicans DONT cook it right...pero sea como sea vamos jugar dominoes hasta 500, enborracharnos, y comer bien antes de llegar al madison!! whos in?