The Official "WAR COTTO! EXPRESS" thread: Now boarding...

[borikua]

Chooo Chooo! Mother****ers!!!

[TintaBoricua]

First class for me please. War Cotto.

First class? No problem. Here you are, sir. Have a safe trip!

War Cotto.

Damn right skippy.

*Hands you ticket stub*

Im on!!!!

I want a first hand look at all the Cotto fans crying while getting off........

Here on the "WAR COTTO! EXPRESS" train, we welcome all people, regardless of they're rooting for.

*Hands you ticket stub*

hahahaha @ your Train pic with Cotto's face. Not talking **** but you do realize that is going to set you up if somehow Margarito wins right? Just like some of the Margarito pics going around. I can already see the shit talking from both sides if their gallo wins.

Of course I'm aware of that. But at the same time, I wanted to try an experiment and see if PR's and Mexicans could post in at least one thread without turning it into a race thread. By the looks of things, the train is riding smoothly.

*Hands you first class "WAR COTTO!" ticket*

I must say, Tinta is the coolest PR on the entire site.

Thank you.

well the shooping is horrid.......


but WAR COTTO! if he can stay off his knees he might just lose a respectable UD

*Hands you a "Left hook to the body!" ticket stub*

Have a safe trip, sir.

The Cotto express when it meets the Tornado.

The train is making one stop per day for passengers. On Saturday, we WILL be approaching an area with inclement weather. To be honest, there is a chance that the train might be derailed, but judging from my experience as a train conductor, I'd say it'll reach its destination. This train is equipped with plenty of power. We also have an incorporated "GTFO and save yourselves!" emergency plan incase the worst happens.

Would you like a ticket, sir?

Got my bags packed let go!!!!
WAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR COOOOOOOTTOOOOOO PUUUUUÑÑÑEEEEEEEEETAAAA!!!!
Caguas en la casa cabrones !!!!

You remind me of guys in junior high who would say "cabrón" and "mama*****" every 5 seconds. Having said that, I can tell you are eager to board the train.

*Hands you a "WAR COTTO!" ticket stub*

WAR Cotto!!!

I'm all in on Cotto giving Puerto Rico a big victory on Dec 3rd!

Here's your first class ticket, sir. Enjoy your trip!

*hops on*

I can't wait til next Sat. AHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Here's your ticket stub, sir. Enjoy!

War Cotto, Tax that a$$.

Here's your ticket stub. Have a wonderful onboard the "WAR COTTO! EXPRESS".

Cootttttooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's your ticket stub, enjoy the ride!

c'mon cotto

WAAAAR COTTO!

*Ahem* Here's your ticket stub, sir.

VIP class! Guerraaaa cotto

First class? No problem. Have a great time!

Are Dominican's allowed on this train? I want Cotto to leave Margarito in Shambles AND I BELIEVE HE WILL! Everyone around me is telling me Margarito will do the same thing as the first fight but no one is looking at what his trainer is doing closely and Cotto is not going to be the same fighter as before.

I don't know why, I have a feeling in my gut that tells me Cotto is going to win! Come on Cotto! I'm going to NYC to see you fill in the dirt in the grave that was once Margarito's career!

WAR COTTO!

Of course! Here on the "WAR COTTO! EXPRESS", we welcome PR's, Mexicans, Dominicans, Americans, Canadians, Europeans, Asians, Australians, etc, etc.

Here's your first class "WAR COTTO!" ticket. Have a safe trip.

On board!!!!

No problem. Here's your ticket stub, sir.

Nah man, I bought a 1st class ticket ! I bought a 1st class ticket so I wanna sit in a 1st class seat. Don't be trying to stick me in coach !!! Thats better then !!! Hey who the f*c* let these Marg fans on board ? Somebody better 86 them hot dogs !!! Waiter, waiter bring me a bottle of Don Q. No i don't need a glass thank you. Who's down for dominoes ? $10 a point ? Dam I can't wait till we get to Penn Station !!! Hey Margarito, we're coming and so is Miguel and you know what we're coming for ? Thats right that @ss !!!

Sir, I'm gonna' need you to calm down. We have an open bar but we strongly advise you to maintain certain levels of decency around other people. If you become a hazard to yourself or the passengers, we are going to have to toss your ass out for incoherency..........................WAAAAAAAARRRR R COTTOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Here's your first class "WAR COTTO!" ticket stub, sir.

choo-choo mutha****er

CHOO CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Here's your ticket stub, sir.

Vamo alla cotto!

*Voice over intercom*

¡TAMBIEN HABLAMOS ESPAñOL PARA NUESTROS COMPATRIOTAS PUERTORRIQUEñOS!

¡QUE DISFRUTES SU VIAJE ABORDO EL CHOO CHOO TREN!

I'm in, let's run over cheato's ass.

This train is one of partying, not actually running over people. Having said that, if my calculations are correct, by December 4th early in the morning, this train will have reached its destination and there will be a lot of drunk passengers onboard. Either that......or a lot of disappointed passengers if the train stops midway......or worse...several casualties in the worst case scenario. In the meantime, WAAAAAAAAARRRR COTTO!!!!!

Here's your ticket stub, sir.

I was undecided about who I wanted to win before 24/7. All I looked forward to before then was a great fight. But since watching 24/7 I'm gonna get behind Cotto. He's a great personality, and that segment about his father was touching to say the least. I hope Cotto gets his redemption! War Miguel!

Damn right.

Here's your "Left hook to the body!" ticket stub, sir. Enjoy!

I'm boarding that train

Here's your ticket stub, sir.

Been with Miguel forever, no reason to stop now.

You deserve a first class "WAR COTTO!" ticket. Here you are.

Stop that train! I'm hoppin' aboard. For old times sake.

Go Cotto!

Come one, come all! We still have plenty of seats available!

*Hands you ticket stub*

Hell Yeah!! War Cotto.. Whoop that cheaters ass!!

CHOO! CHOO!

Here's your ticket stub, sir.

Go Miguel Go!

Get pumped!

*Hands you a "Left hook to the body!" ticket stub*

WAR COTTO!!!

*Hands you first class "WAR COTTO!" ticket stub*

I'm rooting for Margarito, but I'm a Cotto fan as well. Going to watch Cotto-Malignaggi and Cotto-Gomez later. Good luck fellas.

Damn right skippy.

*Hands you ticket first class "WAR COTTO!" ticket stub*

I'm aboard please post my ticket to me

WAR COTTO!!!!

WAR COTTO!!!! Here's your first class "WAR COTTO!" ticket stub, sir.

Wait for me... I've been a fan of Miguel from the start. No way I'm missing the action!!!

And you shouldn't. Here's your ticket stub, sir. Enjoy your trip.

if cotto finds himself with a win after this fight - kudos to the guy. margarito is all wrong for him.

WAR REVENGE!!!

Here's your ticket, sir.

Chooo Chooo! Mother****ers!!!

Yes, sir. I like your attitude. Here's your "Left hook to the body!" ticket stub, sir. Enjoy!

PLENTY OF SEATS STILL AVAILABLE!!!

COME ONE, COME ALL!!!

WE HAVE:

COACH SEATS
"LEFT HOOK TO THE BODY" SEATS
FIRST CLASS "WAR COTTO!" SEATS

WE WILL BE MAKING ONE STOP PER DAY GATHERING PASSENGERS ON A DAILY BASIS UNTIL DECEMBER 3RD. ON THAT DAY, THE TRAIN WILL MAKE ONE FINAL STOP BEFORE IT ATTEMPTS TO PASS OVER AN AREA WITH INCLEMENT WEATHER AROUND MIDNIGHT THAT SAME DAY.

OTHER THAN THAT, PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO ENJOY THIS COTTO HIGHLIGHT VIDEO...WAR COTTO!!!!


***Remember that on the "WAR COTTO! EXPRESS" thread we have a zero policy for racism. Taunting and trash-talking is all fair game ans allowed here but please refrain from racism as to not get this thread deleted. Other than that, have fun, guys!

[kiaba360]

It's time to derail the Tijuana Express once and for all!! Let's go Cotto! This is gonna be a ****in fantastic fight, seeing them train got me all hype! Margarito is ready, Cotto is ready, December 3rd can't arrive fast enough!

[English Lion]

WAR COTTO!!! the most complete boxer in the world!!!!!!

['Sugar' Freddi]

Got anymore tix?

[Alec900]

WaRCoTTo!

[Pactar∂]

~~~ War Cotto! ~~~

[The MiZ]

Come on Cotto, make this cheating scum pay. WARR COTTOO!

[Yaowa]

[KingTito]

War Cotto!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!