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Team Pacquiao's List of Excuses Continues To Pile Up
With the blessings of Pac fans....
"Manny's too small for welterweight."
"Manny is queasy of needles."
"Manny's medical records got lost at the hospital before he fought Erik."
"Manny will pass any test in the world."
"The nurse couldn't find the vein in Bob Arum's arm once."
"Manny lost to Erik 'cause the blood test made him weak,
and his socks were too tight, and one shoe lace was longer
than the other."
"We dare Floyd to fight Manny on March 13th. Betcha he won't."
"Forget fighting in March. We dare Floyd to come in overweight
and pay us $10 million for every pound of extra fat he brings
to the ring. Betcha he won't."
"Manny can't take the test except 30 days before the fight."
"Actually, Manny can't take the test except 24 days before the fight."
"What we really mean is Manny can't take the test except 18 days
before the fight."
"Taking the test 14 days before the fight is out of the question. It's too
close to the fight and Manny's in heavy training."
"F-that! Manny said he'll take the test within 14 days before the fight.
Manny's got another fight lined up."
"Forget what we said earlier. Yesterday we lied, today we're telling
the truth: He'll take the test within 30 days, 24 days, and right after the fight."
"Manny agreed to everything. Now we just have to work out some
minor details."
"Manny agreed to everything Floyd wants. Except not 14 days before
the fight."
"Who is Floyd to make the rules? The commsission makes the rules."
"We want WADA to give Manny the test, not USADA. USADA doesn't
test athletes in the Phillipines."
"Arum is robbing Manny blind."
"The auditing company got fired for poking their noses where they
shouldn't have."
"Marquez was stepping on Manny's newv Nike boots too many times in the
fight scuffing them."
"Jinkee wants Manny to fire Knocz before she says "I do" again."
"Manny's too old to fight now. We thought he would knock Marquez the f-ck out. Didn't happen. So forget the test. Bring on Marquez again."
"Manny's too small for welterweight."
"Manny is queasy of needles."
"Manny's medical records got lost at the hospital before he fought Erik."
"Manny will pass any test in the world."
"The nurse couldn't find the vein in Bob Arum's arm once."
"Manny lost to Erik 'cause the blood test made him weak,
and his socks were too tight, and one shoe lace was longer
than the other."
"We dare Floyd to fight Manny on March 13th. Betcha he won't."
"Forget fighting in March. We dare Floyd to come in overweight
and pay us $10 million for every pound of extra fat he brings
to the ring. Betcha he won't."
"Manny can't take the test except 30 days before the fight."
"Actually, Manny can't take the test except 24 days before the fight."
"What we really mean is Manny can't take the test except 18 days
before the fight."
"Taking the test 14 days before the fight is out of the question. It's too
close to the fight and Manny's in heavy training."
"F-that! Manny said he'll take the test within 14 days before the fight.
Manny's got another fight lined up."
"Forget what we said earlier. Yesterday we lied, today we're telling
the truth: He'll take the test within 30 days, 24 days, and right after the fight."
"Manny agreed to everything. Now we just have to work out some
minor details."
"Manny agreed to everything Floyd wants. Except not 14 days before
the fight."
"Who is Floyd to make the rules? The commsission makes the rules."
"We want WADA to give Manny the test, not USADA. USADA doesn't
test athletes in the Phillipines."
"Arum is robbing Manny blind."
"The auditing company got fired for poking their noses where they
shouldn't have."
"Marquez was stepping on Manny's newv Nike boots too many times in the
fight scuffing them."
"Jinkee wants Manny to fire Knocz before she says "I do" again."
"Manny's too old to fight now. We thought he would knock Marquez the f-ck out. Didn't happen. So forget the test. Bring on Marquez again."
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