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  • Parodius
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    #21
    Originally posted by Anorak
    Yeah, but it's a scathing satire on a man who went in against Hopkins as "Bad Intentions" but then settled for a points win after knocked silly for the last three rounds. It was a win without true honour, and a questionable win at that. However, Taylor seems satisfied to take the win that way. Had Intentions.
    How about a guy call himself the executioner??

    Bitchnard "The Energizer Bunny" Bitchkins sounds more like it. All Bitchkins did was run like the Energizer bunny for the first 9 rounds.
    Then he kept bitching after the fight about Duane Ford. But he never mentions Jerry Roth, the judge that score the fight 116-112 in his favor. Now that is a little crybaby *****.

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    • Manny_P
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      #22
      Dang Anorak, what's wit yer avatar?!!!!!!!!!!! I thought you only doof Jones Jr, Chirs Byrd, Mausa and Danny Williams?

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      • number6
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        #23
        Vitali Quitschko..

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          #24
          Originally posted by Manny_P
          Dang Anorak, what's wit yer avatar?!!!!!!!!!!! I thought you only doof Jones Jr, Chirs Byrd, Mausa and Danny Williams?
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          • !! Anorak
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            #25
            Originally posted by number6
            Vitali Quitschko..
            Yeah, that's another good one rendered impotent by overuse...

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            • Parody
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              #26
              Funny Nicknames

              Roy Jones Jr - Roid Jones Junior
              Joe Calzaghe - Joe ****z***y
              Ricky Hatton - Ricky Fatton
              Bernard Hopkins - Bitchnard Bitchkins
              Chris Byrd - Chris Bored
              Floyd Mayweather - Floyd Gayweather
              Junior Witter - Junior ****ter
              Vitali Klitschko - Vitarded Quitsko
              Guillermo Jones - Gorilla Jones
              Glen Johnson - Glencough Junson
              John Ruiz - John 'The Quiet Fights' Ruiz
              James Toney - James 'Light snack' Toney
              Calvin Brock - Calvin 'The Boxing Wanker' Brock
              Danny Williams - Danny 'Brixton Bummer' Williams
              Zab Judah - Jab Zudah
              Antono Margarito - Antonio Margheritta
              Juan Manuel Marquez - Auto Manual Marquiz
              Scott Harrison - Scott 'The Real Cow' Harrison
              Evander Holyfield - Evander ' The Meal Deal' Holyfield
              Erik Morales - Eric 'Very Terrible' Morales
              Diego Corrales - Diego 'Cheapo' Corolla
              Chris Eubank - Chris 'Simply the Worst' Eubank

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              • Tha Greatest
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                #27
                Originally posted by The_Greatest
                Roy Jones Jr - Roid Jones Junior
                Joe Calzaghe - Joe ****z***y
                Ricky Hatton - Ricky Fatton
                Bernard Hopkins - Bitchnard Bitchkins
                Chris Byrd - Chris Bored
                Floyd Mayweather - Floyd Gayweather
                Junior Witter - Junior ****ter
                Vitali Klitschko - Vitarded Quitsko
                Guillermo Jones - Gorilla Jones
                Glen Johnson - Glencough Junson
                John Ruiz - John 'The Quiet Fights' Ruiz
                James Toney - James 'Light snack' Toney
                Calvin Brock - Calvin 'The Boxing Wanker' Brock
                Danny Williams - Danny 'Brixton Bummer' Williams
                Zab Judah - Jab Zudah
                Antono Margarito - Antonio Margheritta
                Juan Manuel Marquez - Auto Manual Marquiz
                Scott Harrison - Scott 'The Real Cow' Harrison
                Evander Holyfield - Evander ' The Meal Deal' Holyfield
                Erik Morales - Eric 'Very Terrible' Morales
                Diego Corrales - Diego 'Cheapo' Corolla
                Chris Eubank - Chris 'Simply the Worst' Eubank
                Most of these were lame but the highlighted ones were funny

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                • 787 Films
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                  #28
                  Vitali Klitschko - Vitarded Quitsko
                  Chris Byrd - Chris Bored


                  Lmao wejajaja that **** was so funny wejajaja

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                  • Hisoka
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                    #29
                    Kevin McBride - Slowpoke

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                    • Run
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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Boricua
                      Vitali Klitschko - Vitarded Quitsko
                      Chris Byrd - Chris Bored


                      Lmao wejajaja that **** was so funny wejajaja
                      dude that chick in your avatar is very strange.



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