So What Is Vitali's Big Secret/Dream?

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  • BKM-2010
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    #11
    Ya think Lewis is gona come back to fight them. That's the big surprise huh. Haha thanks for the laughs.

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    • RuMbLe
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      #12
      Ok, I'm not supposed to let this out, but I just can't keep it bottled up anymore. The Klits have cloned themselves. Yes, it was a big secret experiment started about 25 years ago. The cloned Klits are now in their 20s and have progressed along perfectly with their boxing. They fight and behave just like the brothers. The plan was to have the clones fight each other when they reach their physical maturity.

      Vitali's secret dream will be that he wants to fight his brother for the Undisputed heavyweight championship of the world. This will happen on Ukrainian Independence Day, August 24, 2012.

      It will be the clones fighting, and it will be a real fight. These clones have been kept apart so's not to form and friendly or loving connection with each other and neither knows the other exists. They will prepare for this fight just like any fighter prepares for an opponent and when the bell rings it will two hungry young lions fighting for their life.

      The cloned Wlad will be bald and be wearing a headband, while the cloned Vitali will be sporting long dreadlocks when the fight happens, to help stop the clones seeing the resemblence in each other once they step in the ring which could effect their motiviation to bash each others heads in. So don't be surprised when you soon see and hear about Wlad hanging out with Lakers and playing pickup games of hoops, or when you see Vitali dressing more casually and carrying a ****** blaster pumping reggae tunes

      The real brothers will conduct all the pre-fight interviews and conferences. It's going to be a monumentus occasion. Remember where you heard it first.
      Last edited by RuMbLe; 09-11-2011, 09:57 AM.

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      • Uturn
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        #13
        To fight for 5 more years!

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