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That's actually quite a clean, modern facility for modern British boxing. Usually they have some old relic from the Norman era, but this one is first class.
In there they train their fighters to box bears and kill sheep, then Mickey Vann comes in and makes sure these dirty Brits are hitting each on the back of the head hard enough - a standard practise for UK boxers, where we've incorporated the WWF guidelines into the Marquis of Queensbury rules.
Often fights are bare-knuckle and anywhere above the socks is considered a legal blow. Points are actually taken away for hitting above the belt, and losers in the fight are flogged in front of Kings James the First while spectators watch on in the midst of the Black Plague.
This is what it's like in Britain all the time... just a backward country lacking sosphistication. One of those bears is actually saying "Help! I'm gonna get robbed by those dirty Brit judges! If only I was in Vegas! Pwned! Pwned!"
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