How would Wlad have fared as a Rocky villain?

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  • Wan Long Pong
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    How would Wlad have fared as a Rocky villain?

    "Oh my God... Balboa's just taken a jab... and another jab... and another jab. How long can Balboa stand up to these jabs? We dread to think what might happen if he throws the right hand."




    "Get outta there Rock! Can't you see those clinches are killin' ya?"





    "Ain't gonna be no rematch!"



    "But you have already signed contract to have rematch with my bruzzer Vitali!"
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    #2
    Zero replies. your thread bombed, Wan. :wank:

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    • Medved
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      #3
      I dont know but what I know is that there will be a crappy quality DVD in every chinese store selling for $1 the day after it gets released.

      Yu wan DVD yu byu DVD NAO!

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      • La_Vibora
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        #4
        Rocky is not David Haye, he would have stood right in front of Wlad and dared him to throw his right hand at him. I could see the Rock yelling at Wlad "Come on! Is that all you got!" I think Balboa would have cut him down within 5.

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        • Sparked_1985
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          #5
          Rocky weighing in an just over 200 pounds?

          Wlad kills him.

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          • hweightblogger
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            #6
            Originally posted by Sparked_1985
            Rocky weighing in an just over 200 pounds?

            Wlad kills him.
            As far as I know Rocky was only 190lbs.

            Wouldn't even be allowed to box against such a cruiser.

            Throw Rocky into the ring with Cassius Clay, not with Wlad.

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            • BattlingNelson
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              #7
              Originally posted by hweightblogger
              As far as I know Rocky was only 190lbs.

              Wouldn't even be allowed to box against such a cruiser.

              Throw Rocky into the ring with Cassius Clay, not with Wlad.
              Balboa eats big russians for breakfast.

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              • !! Anorak
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                #8
                We all saw Rocky IV right? That was a highly realistic depiction of what would happen.

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                • La_Vibora
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Sparked_1985
                  Rocky weighing in an just over 200 pounds?

                  Wlad kills him.
                  Haye weighed the same weight as a prime Rocky but still didn't have problems bruising Wlad's face. Imagine what Rocky who is stronger, faster, and tougher than Haye would have done.

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                  • !! Anorak
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                    #10
                    Rocky's faster than Haye? For real?

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