Boxing Tweets we'll NEVER see

[oaklandstephen]

@CharlieZelenoff: I finally won a real fight!

[Come∂ian]

@DanRafaelESPN: Just got on this new diet and I can finally see my penis.

[jtiger777]

@floydmayweather accusing mp of taking steroids is a good way for me to wait for him to get older and at the same time improve the revenue for the fight, if i was to fight him now the chances of me losing are bigger and i wont make as much money to spend on cars and girls clothes that make me look like the black version of gok wan.

@edwinvalero i love my wife.

and ur really serious thats the sad part

[Pullcounter]

@Floyd Mayweather: i will never hit a woman, ever

[jtiger777]

@therealjeanpascal: the push ups are proof that guy needs to be tested!!!

[Come∂ian]

@SugarShaneM: I can totally keep up with my 21 year old girlfriend in the bed, I have no use for viagra. I also dont suspect that my 21 yr old girlfriend and my 18 yr son are fucking behind my back.

[C.J.Mak]

@MaxKellerman: Chad Dawson is just not that good

[Pullcounter]

@Floyd Mayweather: i respect parking maids and security guards

[BattlingNelson]

@Dr. Shaw High: Dirrell's brains recovery has put me on the freeway to a Nobel-prize.


@Freddy Roach: Mmmmmmhh...... mmmmmmhhh.....mmmuuuuhhhh....

[Nacho_Analstain]

and ur really serious thats the sad part

Am I wrong?