Boxing Tweets we'll NEVER see

[Come∂ian]

@JamesKirkland: Me working on having great defense and stiff jab

[Nacho_Analstain]

@Bernard Hopkins: ''Just got back Jones Jr's house party, I had the time of my life drinking everyone there under the table, to top it off, bumped into my old friend Joe C, he even gave me a few lines for free, I gotta hand it to Joe though, he snort's coke with the best of them''

Jtiger doesn't approve, its too long, took all the fun out of it.

[Toney Loc]

@MannySteward: Jim, I didn't expect the fight to go like this.

[Mayabang]

@hayden panettiere: lol at his penis, no wonder he went out with me.

[Come∂ian]

@danrafaelespn: Im stuffed, I couldnt have another bite

[C.J.Mak]

@LennoxLewis: ''Been thinking about my last fight, the more I think about it the more I know,Vitali whooped my ass until I cut him up''

[Mayabang]

@MannySteward: Jim, I didn't expect the fight to go like this.

@MannySteward: awwmmmaahhhhggaAARRGGGHHDHDDDDd

[Pullcounter]

@Manny Pacquiao: I will take the tests.

@amir khan: wazaa is a biitch

[Pullcounter]

@Manny Pacquiao: Sex safely, everybody.

@amir khan: I am not a virgin

[Pullcounter]

@Manny Pacquiao: I'm my own boss.

@amir khan: my dad is not my boss