"Its raining men" would be my song. Short black shorts and a bowtie. My rub will pink and fuzzy. Pink boots with bows on the laces. This would distract my opponent, thus opening up for an ass-woopin.
How about some sudden fake red sores all over your face and body on fight night? The opponent wouldn't want to hit you and make you bleed and he'd be scared sh*itless of your punches.
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