You Know your a Hardcore Boxing fan when....

[NearHypnos]

When a door is closing and you step in with one swift motion as if closing the distance on someone.

When getting out the shower you throw punches to see the water fly off.

When in a pool and underwater you throw "power" punches.

When you sneak up on someone from behind and do an almost complete punching motion toward their body..but all you do is either slap them or poke them.

When you become Pernell Whitaker because your drunk out of shape friends want to slap box and have no chance.

When you go into an all mexicanhouse thats having a get together (being hispanic yourself) and being the only one who knows Shane is about to beat the dog s hit out of Marg...and wondering why people saw him as the underdog and get offended... Wondering why anyone thought Berto would beat Ortiz (maybe this doesnt apply)


When you know how to pronounce Bute.

[Young Money]

When you hear the word fishnets you think of Oscar Dela Hoya.

[studentofthegam]

When you're walking down the road, there is a tree overhanging & in your way and you slip the branches.

Man I thought I was the only one.


When you're force feeding boxing knowledge to people whether they're paying attention or not.

When the string to the attic door becomes a speed bag.

When you try to test your own chin.

When you're typing in the wrong password to boxingscene out of excitement after a big fight.

[_original_]

You randomly shadowbox throughout the day.

Wake up from a nap, throw a few combos.

Walking through Wal-Mart in the shampoo isles, pump out a few jabs.

Commercial break on, time to blast away a few punches before you grab a snack.

[RlCKY]

When you use words like exposed, agenda, bum, etc...

[revs1227]

You can decide whether a fight is going to be good or not by hearing who the ref is.

HAHAHA YES
when u name you two bichon frise " rocky and apollo"
and teach them to strike eachother when you shout "box"

^this is true !
when you have a collection of over 100 fight t shirts
50 programs
20 posters
50 tickets

when you practice combos on your 4'10" girlfriend untill she yell at you to stop and kicks you

when you show up at fights early to catch every fight !
when you stay late to listen to interviews
when you know what sections in what arenas fighters sit/walk through


these are all true things i do

[WESS]

You train when the boxers you follow are training for an upcoming fight, assuming your hard work benefits them in some way.

[WESS]

You hear a new song and instantly debate with yourself if it would be a good ring entrance tune or not.

[WESS]

When buying a backpack, you ask yourself if a pair of gloves will also fit in it.

[WESS]

You’ve taken a large sum of time on training your wife/girlfriend on how to either NOT touch the DVR on Friday/Saturday nights or to record and save fights on those very same nights if you are not home. While also making it a very important point to NEVER delete anything unless you personally approved it and are watching them actually do it.