All it took was that GREAT Mexican Chin...

[BorderPatrol]

Not just that but when they tested him for it the second time his body magically hid it and the tests were negative.

I agree that the 2nd test coming back negative is indeed magical.

[TheMexHurricane]

He was targeted. Didn't you see the bottle just miss him as he was lowered from his trainer's arms? I was there and when Salido won I began waving the Mexican flag. The Ricans weren't having none of that and they chased me outa the building wanting to kick my as*s -- all the way to the Caribbean. Fortunately, there were some Cubans who's banana boat had floated astray and I jumped in with them. When we got to about 200 yards out to the shark infested sea I decided not to go out like a chump and dared the Ricans to bring it on and waved the flag again. None of those wimps swam after me.

When we got to Florida I got chased by the Immigration for the second time in my life but in a second state. I outran those foos again! HAHA!.

[TheMexHurricane]

I agree that the 2nd test coming back negative is indeed magical.

Nah. It's simple science.