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  • goblin213
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    Another Zeferino Jackson article


    On July 17, 2007, Michael Vick, then star quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons, was indicted by the federal government and subsequently convicted for his connection with a dog fighting operation that was headquartered on property he owned in Surry County, ******ia.

    Similar to golf in the suburbs, dog fighting is a common past time for urban ****** youths and it can be argued that Vick was a victim of his environment. Though millions of dollars away from the ****** at the time of his arrest, Vick had apparently been able to remove his self geographically from the ****** but not mentally.

    A raid by the ******ia Animal Taskforce revealed remnants of the dog fighting operation of which Vick apparently was a part in. Several dogs were found on the property both dead and alive but all showed signs of mental and physical abuse. The bodies of the deceased dogs showed signs of torture and painful deaths via electrocution, drowning, forced constipation, and possibly even ****.

    In light of the recent April 2010 news reports regarding the bestiality farm discovered by federal agents in Washington State, questions have risen about what truly happened on Michael Vick’s property. During this raid, a 51-year-old British tourist was arrested for having sex with three of the dogs on the premises. The Brit, allegedly a staunch ********** and avid MMA practitioner, was actually viewed on video retrieved from the raid. The video captured him making love to these poor animals.

    Dozens of an assorted variety of animals consisting of horses, dogs, goats, and mice were seized during the raid. Thousands of images of bestiality and possible child ****ography were also discovered. In all of this mess, the true victims were ironically the mice retrieved from the siege.

    Whatcom County Sheriff Bill Elfo had this to say: “ This stuff is just truly bizarre," he said. "These were mice that had their tails cut off, they were smothered in Vaseline and they had string tied around them."

    Per the reports, the mice were euthanized in order to end their life of misery and the trauma received from their involuntary participation in sexual acts.

    According to renowned animal psychiatric specialist, Dr. Hans Luger, involuntary participation and torture cannot be easily determined: “In the recent dog abuse and bestiality cases with Mr. Vick and the farm that was found in Washington State, it will be hard to prove that the animals were treated cruelly if in fact the sex acts were consensual. This is especially true in regards to the stallions as horses are naturally very sexual creatures. However, it is much easier to prove animal cruelty or **** when rodents are involved hence the euthanization of the mice.”

    Interestingly, a recent picture of former junior featherweight boxing champ, Israel Vazquez, shows Vazquez in an awkward position with a model horse which sources say is located on a similar bestiality farm located Sinaloa, Mexico.

    A former sparring partner, Ricardo Piedradeano, says this is nothing new: “In Mexico we are descended from the Aztec warriors. We don’t have to believe what the Americans believe. Our way is similar to the way of the Native Americans in America. We believe that we are one with the land and the secret to power is in nature. It was tradition for great Aztec warriors to get the power of the animals by eating them or by making the love with them. If you want to be fast and strong, you must dominate the horse. Punching power is the most difficult as you must dominate the gorilla. This is not about a sex perversion like you see in the United States, this is about culture, religion and Mexican way of life.”

    In this day and age when athletes of all disciplines try to gain an unfair competitive edge over their counterparts, the concept of performance enhancers must not be limited to drugs. If Mexican fighters are benefiting from acts that would be illegal if committed in the United States, should they be penalized? In absence of the detection of a venereal disease, how could the athletic commissions detect these types of illegal performance enhancing activities?

    Ironically, Michael Vick has also been known to call himself Ron Mexico. He adopted this name after contracting genital herpes. Questions have risen as to whether he contracted the herpes from a human being or from one of the dogs on his now defunct so called dog-fighting operation. Why would Vick name himself “Mexico” unless he shared a particular Mexican philosophy? Why would a particular female dog’s teeth have been filed down had she in fact been used for fighting and not something else?


    Like a pit-bull, terrier, Vick is known for his small size yet incredible speed, agility, and strength. Vick was once accused of steroid use but his performance enhancer of choice may never be detected.
    Last edited by goblin213; 03-24-2011, 03:35 PM.

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    • spyvsspy
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      #12
      Green K given. Thanks for making a sh.itty work day a little nicer, goblin.

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        #13
        Originally posted by BorderPatrol
        They also refer to it as "****-flavored water."
        Buahahahaha

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        • BigStereotype
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          #14
          Originally posted by goblin213
          MEXICAN BOXERS DRINK URINE FOR PERFORMANCE ENHANCEMENT by Zeferino Jackson

          Many spectators of HBO’s 24/7 program were shocked when Juan Manuel Marquez proceeded to drink his own urine in preparation for his bout with Floyd Mayweather Jr.

          Epitome of Mexican culture?
          However, urine drinking has actually been practiced for centuries by both athletes and poor people around the world. In parts of Mexico where food and water is scarce, villagers are accustomed to drinking their own urine.

          On certain holidays they drink the urine of their neighbors in a show of good will. In Puebla, there is actually a local festival named El Chango Santo, in which all the men in the town that are over 65 years old urinate in a big pot full of onion and cilantro leaves. The urine is boiled and vinegar is later added. The brew is then allowed to cool off and is subsequently poured into plastic cups for everyone in the town to enjoy.

          Supposedly, this practice signifies a celebration of life and ensures a long existence. Interestingly, people in Puebla do tend to live longer than people in other parts of Mexico, according to statistics.

          Nevertheless, this practice is not restricted to Puebla, as people all over Mexico practice urine drinking in all parts of the country. During my absence from the United States, I had the privilege to visit some of the more respected boxing gyms of Mexico and spoke to some fighters regarding their thoughts on urine drinking.

          Fighters from all over Mexico are drinking urine, with the procedure varying from town to town. Some fighters insist that the urine must be pure and from a human, while others indicate that it should be mixed with vinegar, blood, or even *****.

          Although most people state that the urine must come from a human source, one boxer told me that Julio Cesar Chavez actually benefited from drinking horse urine. According to this boxer, horse urine is only considered pure for drinking if received directly from the horse at the time of urination and without the use of a container or any recipient. Supposedly urine drunken directly from the horse is great for increasing punching power.


          What do Mexican boxers say?
          The following are statements from two up-and-coming Mexican boxers regarding urine drinking:



          Pablo Montero, strawweight:

          "I am from Puebla and I can attest that this is a very common practice. I believe that drinking urine is great for health and I am aware that the great champ Marquez drank urine before his fight with that black guy, Mayweather. Marquez is not from Puebla and he did not know that when you have a big fight like that, you have to drink your trainer's urine too if you want to have better performance and concentration."


          Maximino Gomez, lightweight:

          I am from Culiacan and the truth is that some people say drinking urine doesn't work. In reality, it works but you have to mix it with ***** from either yourself or someone else. I always **********, collect my *****, and then I immediately drink it. The complicate part is that sometimes you're not supposed to ********** before a fight. That's why, when I am not training, I keep my ***** in a cup and leave it in the sun for a few days. Usually, I keep about five cups of ***** during training and have enough to drink. The only other alternative is to ask your trainer to give you some ***** but sometimes they charge extra for that. When you don't mix the ***** with the urine, you don't get the same result because urine is an acid and can burn your stomach. You have to alleviate the burning with *****. That's what most of the boxers in Mexico do."
          I literally had to stop reading at the Chavez part because I felt nauseas. That is amazingly disgusting.

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          • goblin213
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            #15
            Originally posted by BigStereotype
            I literally had to stop reading at the Chavez part because I felt nauseas. That is amazingly disgusting.
            He deserves a Pulitzer Prize for this.

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            • mdportorock3
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              #16
              Originally posted by goblin213
              MEXICAN BOXERS DRINK URINE FOR PERFORMANCE ENHANCEMENT by Zeferino Jackson

              Many spectators of HBO’s 24/7 program were shocked when Juan Manuel Marquez proceeded to drink his own urine in preparation for his bout with Floyd Mayweather Jr.

              Epitome of Mexican culture?
              However, urine drinking has actually been practiced for centuries by both athletes and poor people around the world. In parts of Mexico where food and water is scarce, villagers are accustomed to drinking their own urine.

              On certain holidays they drink the urine of their neighbors in a show of good will. In Puebla, there is actually a local festival named El Chango Santo, in which all the men in the town that are over 65 years old urinate in a big pot full of onion and cilantro leaves. The urine is boiled and vinegar is later added. The brew is then allowed to cool off and is subsequently poured into plastic cups for everyone in the town to enjoy.

              Supposedly, this practice signifies a celebration of life and ensures a long existence. Interestingly, people in Puebla do tend to live longer than people in other parts of Mexico, according to statistics.

              Nevertheless, this practice is not restricted to Puebla, as people all over Mexico practice urine drinking in all parts of the country. During my absence from the United States, I had the privilege to visit some of the more respected boxing gyms of Mexico and spoke to some fighters regarding their thoughts on urine drinking.

              Fighters from all over Mexico are drinking urine, with the procedure varying from town to town. Some fighters insist that the urine must be pure and from a human, while others indicate that it should be mixed with vinegar, blood, or even *****.

              Although most people state that the urine must come from a human source, one boxer told me that Julio Cesar Chavez actually benefited from drinking horse urine. According to this boxer, horse urine is only considered pure for drinking if received directly from the horse at the time of urination and without the use of a container or any recipient. Supposedly urine drunken directly from the horse is great for increasing punching power.


              What do Mexican boxers say?
              The following are statements from two up-and-coming Mexican boxers regarding urine drinking:



              Pablo Montero, strawweight:

              "I am from Puebla and I can attest that this is a very common practice. I believe that drinking urine is great for health and I am aware that the great champ Marquez drank urine before his fight with that black guy, Mayweather. Marquez is not from Puebla and he did not know that when you have a big fight like that, you have to drink your trainer's urine too if you want to have better performance and concentration."


              Maximino Gomez, lightweight:

              I am from Culiacan and the truth is that some people say drinking urine doesn't work. In reality, it works but you have to mix it with ***** from either yourself or someone else. I always **********, collect my *****, and then I immediately drink it. The complicate part is that sometimes you're not supposed to ********** before a fight. That's why, when I am not training, I keep my ***** in a cup and leave it in the sun for a few days. Usually, I keep about five cups of ***** during training and have enough to drink. The only other alternative is to ask your trainer to give you some ***** but sometimes they charge extra for that. When you don't mix the ***** with the urine, you don't get the same result because urine is an acid and can burn your stomach. You have to alleviate the burning with *****. That's what most of the boxers in Mexico do."
              This is some sick ****. I wouldn't be surprised if it was true.

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              • Konstantin
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                #17
                Originally posted by goblin213

                ....

                Similar to golf in the suburbs, dog fighting is a common past time for urban ****** youths and it can be argued that Vick was a victim of his environment. Though millions of dollars away from the ****** at the time of his arrest, Vick had apparently been able to remove his self geographically from the ****** but not mentally.
                ...
                I thought this was actually the funniest line in the article.

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