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  • Derranged
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    #11
    Originally posted by Walt Liquor
    i can whup floyd and/or pac. no decision needed.

    plus I get waaaay better looking bit ches
    I can beat the both of them at once while sitting in a wheel chair, both hands tied down whilst giving Jennifer Lopez the best fuck of her life. And I'm not really all that into her either, she's like a 3 in my book, I would only smash it out of pity.

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    • Walt Liquor
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      #12
      Originally posted by Derranged
      I can beat the both of them at once while sitting in a wheel chair, both hands tied down whilst giving Jennifer Lopez the best fuck of her life. And I'm not really all that into her either, she's like a 3 in my book, I would only smash it out of pity.
      I've already done that. Now line up hordes of smoking hot south american women naked from 18-24 on all fours. I hold my own Ninja Warrior sessions and see how many of them I can **** till exhaustion. Then I shoot my Dessert Eagle .40 caliber at a target 500 yards away and hit bullseye every time.

      I'm up to 38 laps- 38 girls, 38 bullseyes


      you could never do that.

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      • Instinto
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        #13
        It means that Floyd will continue beating Pacman in Fantasy Fights. If you had seen Pacman beating Floyd, that have meant that fight will be signed and Floyd destroyed.

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        • Derranged
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          #14
          Originally posted by Walt Liquor
          I've already done that. Now line up hordes of smoking hot south american women naked from 18-24 on all fours. I hold my own Ninja Warrior sessions and see how many of them I can **** till exhaustion. Then I shoot my Dessert Eagle .40 caliber at a target 500 yards away and hit bullseye every time.

          I'm up to 38 laps- 38 girls, 38 bullseyes


          you could never do that.
          I did the exact same thing, only hanging upside down.

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            #15
            Only reason you had that dream is because I performed Inception on you and planted that idea.

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            • rambov
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              #16
              Originally posted by S.G.
              I dreamed that a woman with the face of an anteater was trying to seduce me by licking around the top of a beer bottle.
              This made me lol at a very busy starbucks....why ?

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              • SuckaPunch
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                #17
                i had a dream that floyd invited me and my friends to chill at his vegas mansion, and he's a lot nicer than i thought. true story.

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                  #18
                  Lol at the red neck fantasy as well...... hahahahahahahah

                  the desert eagle part was classic!

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                  • rambov
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                    #19
                    Originally posted by SuckaPunch
                    i had a dream that floyd invited me and my friends to chill at his vegas mansion, and he's a lot nicer than i thought. true story.
                    Did he offer you anything to eat? Or Drink? A sandwich perhaps?

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                    • Walt Liquor
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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Derranged
                      I did the exact same thing, only hanging upside down.
                      and they were dudes when you did it

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