If Eastern Europeans Went into Football Instead of Boxing Theyd Dominate

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  • Die Antwoord
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    If Eastern Europeans Went into Football Instead of Boxing Theyd Dominate

    Watching the Superbowl I see a bunch of fat guys playing on the line, a bunch of people representing one country, a bunch of guys taking advantage of the fact that Eastern Europeans are preoccupied with boxing, soccer, olympic sports. It makes me laugh when people talk about guys being the best QB? The best QB right now is probably a guy like Wladimir Klitschko, he just never bothered learning how to play QB. Imagine a guy with Wlads body and athleticism at QB...his jab as a stiff arm, his right showing the power of his arm...6'6...he'd be unreal.
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    There guys are "big" but they are mostly muscle. These guys can lift a ton, they just aren't flab. And if you have skinny, fit people on those lines, then those people get to your QB faster and cost you yards. Do you even know the game of football? Who why those lines have there meanings?

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    • Danny Gunz
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      #3
      Originally posted by Die Antwoord
      Watching the Superbowl I see a bunch of fat guys playing on the line, a bunch of people representing one country, a bunch of guys taking advantage of the fact that Eastern Europeans are preoccupied with boxing, soccer, olympic sports. It makes me laugh when people talk about guys being the best QB? The best QB right now is probably a guy like Wladimir Klitschko, he just never bothered learning how to play QB. Imagine a guy with Wlads body and athleticism at QB...his jab as a stiff arm, his right showing the power of his arm...6'6...he'd be unreal.
      The NFL is full with people just as athletic if not more then Klitschko

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      • Die Antwoord
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        Originally posted by Mojita
        There guys are "big" but they are mostly muscle. These guys can lift a ton, they just aren't flab. And if you have skinny, fit people on those lines, then those people get to your QB faster and cost you yards. Do you even know the game of football? Who why those lines have there meanings?


        yep, if any boxer showed up like this...what would people say? Lots of fat dudes in the NFL, imagine a Klitschko in the NFL and itd be game over.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Mojita
          There guys are "big" but they are mostly muscle. These guys can lift a ton, they just aren't flab. And if you have skinny, fit people on those lines, then those people get to your QB faster and cost you yards. Do you even know the game of football? Who why those lines have there meanings?
          This is quite clearly a response to those endlessly tedious "all the best American boxers are in the NFL" threads. The two sports are different, and the athletic skills required to excel in one are different from those needed to excel in the other.

          BTW, all the best Middleweights are currently playing soccer.

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          • Die Antwoord
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            #6
            In boxing, this guy is often called fat...yet people think NFL players would beat a Klitschko...hilarious.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Die Antwoord


              yep, if any boxer showed up like this...what would people say? Lots of fat dudes in the NFL, imagine a Klitschko in the NFL and itd be game over.






              now stop ur trolling before i slap ur b*tch ass

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              • Kevin Malone
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                #8
                I love how people who watch the NFL once a year all of a sudden become experts on it.

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                • Die Antwoord
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                  #9
                  why not post a picture of ben reoethlisberger shirtless? Or Drew Breese? Or some linemen?



                  this is big ben...supposedly really hard to get dragged down. He is freaking fat and thin at the same time.

                  Can you imagine some d-end turning the corner and instead of seeing fat and thin big ben, they see this?


                  theyd turn and run away in fear. And yes, we all know, muscle is much easier to see on black guys...especially when oiled and when touched up for magazines...good job...thanks for dumping your "collection" of hot pix on here for the other guys into that...
                  Last edited by Die Antwoord; 02-06-2011, 09:08 PM.

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