Devon Alexander needs a new nickname, please help!

[DrewWoodside]

Yes this is juvenile, and no one should poke fun at anyone with the stones to get in the ring. However this is all done in jest, so let's not hear any crying. I think it's been brought to everyone's attention that Devon Alexander "The Great" isn't a very fitting alias for Devon. Not to say that he can't come back and rise above this adversity. So, everyone use this thread to offer suggestions for a new one.

If we get some good ones I'll throw a poll on the thread. These aren't so catchy but I'll start: Devon Alexander "The Good," Devon Alexander "The Mediocre" Okay, what's everyone got?

[Instinto]

Devon "It burnssssssss!" Alexander.

[wazaa.]

Devon also needs a new trainer.

[wazaa.]

Devon also needs a new heart.

[chav]

he deserves a ladies name for acting like a b1tch the other night....

i'm now calling him Yvonne Alexandria

[wazaa.]

he deserves a ladies name for acting like a b1tch the other night....

i'm now calling him Yvonne Alexandria

Thats actually a good one.

[Chups]

Burner

-it represents cowardness, ignorance and ******ity

[PandaKilla]

Devon 'The Ortiz' Alexander

[Dagomba]

Devon also needs a new heart.

hmmm. Maybe his new nickname could be Devon "The Tin Man" Alexander.

[DET. IRONSIDE]

Devon "St Louis, MySoreEye " Alexander