You know what Cotto says isn't exactly true.
When I was a kid I used to deliver papers. This dog at this house barked like a mofo. Not on a leash, yapping like crazy, not very big, but not small either.
I was like **** it. I don't give a *****. I got 6 more papers to deliver on this street and I am done.
So I listen to the barking dog, put the paper in the door, and turn and walk back to the street, and this ****ing yapping dog bit me square in the ass.
It hurt but it was more shock than pain.
Then I plotted ways to poison that ****** thing, but never got around to it.
When I was a kid I used to deliver papers. This dog at this house barked like a mofo. Not on a leash, yapping like crazy, not very big, but not small either.
I was like **** it. I don't give a *****. I got 6 more papers to deliver on this street and I am done.
So I listen to the barking dog, put the paper in the door, and turn and walk back to the street, and this ****ing yapping dog bit me square in the ass.
It hurt but it was more shock than pain.
Then I plotted ways to poison that ****** thing, but never got around to it.
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